Casa de-Serin Auction Tomorrow?

Somebody posting on Walrus's blog mentioned that the auction for the Serin castle will take place tomorrow. We have not been able to confirm this, but apparently the requirement to post a notice doesn't extend to the requirement that it be posted in a place that is internet-accessible. The only way to get such information seems to be to subscribe to a real-estate listing service, and we're not really willing to spend that kind of money just to find out.

Anybody in Sacramento willing to take a trip to the courthouse steps tomorrow to check it out and report for us?

We suspect that the auction won't actually happen. If the Serin's have a brain among them (which, we guess, they may not) and if they've managed to avoid any advice from their malignant son, they will file for bankruptcy immediately before the auction and hold off the proceedings. In foreclosure capitals like Sacramento that's taking more than a year to work through the system these days.

And that's the way things are at FalseCasey HQ, where not much is going on.

Island 2012 Project Is Dead

Our buddy Casey last posted about the Island a week ago, when he commented on the 12 things he had to do. (How's the list going, by the way. Inquiring minds want to know.)

Since then he's consumed himself with planning his birthday party, something most adults rarely put more than a few minutes into. And of course, he's been hanging out with his new grifter friends.

We strongly suspect that by the time the party rolls around this weekend, the whole island idea will be on the back burner. He has two new "islands" on his mind and the money is likely to follow them.

The question is whether he'll actually get around to telling his assembled guests (who at last note include the big-tittled fraudseter herself) that he's dumped the whole island idea in favor of investing his money in some form of a scam.

We should note that it may or may not actually be a pay-phone scam. While these are not all that uncommon, it's quite possible that the twin hucksters (the one with her own twins, and the fat guy) have something else up their sleeves, or down their blouses, as the case may be.

We were thinking it could even be fun to show up to Casey's party just to meet her. We'd be interested in finding out exactly how far she would go if presented with a sufficiently valuable "mark." We suspect that a weekend sans-Mike in Tahoe would not be out of the question.

And that's the way it is at FalseCasey HQ, where idle thoughts like that are just idle, because we really have better things to do, and our friend Claire is far better endowed than either Lisa or Angel.

Casey just "invested" $10K in a pay-phone scam!

You heard it here first.

In these these tough economic times, of course, pay phones are sure to regain all the ground they lost to cellphones in the past 15 years. They're going to the moon we tell you! That's why a budding excrapreneur like Casey would want to be involved.

Evidence at the following photo set:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sercasey/sets/72157622124556599/

If you are not a Casey Serin contact on flickr, please access this with the following URL, which includes a "guest pass" for the directory: http://flickr.com/gp/sercasey/N7oKn9&h=ac8b5ecc2bac1e6f07d2c5285ed269dc

Photo #2 in the set:



Photo #3:



The rest of the set is photos of him at his "friends" Mike and Lisa's place.

Lisa has particularly nice "assets" (No, we're not talking about the poor dog who is forced to live with people who are known associates of Casey Serin. Her other assets.)



Strangely enough Mike and Lisa run this outfit:

http://www.executiveconsultantgroupllc.com/

Who describe their business (Executive Consultant Group LLC) as follows:

Our company was formed to address this country's financial crisis and provide an innovative solution to fulfill our clients ever changing needs. Our concept is simple;

We work with you, one on one, to achieve maximum funding and in turn offer you high yield low risk investment opportunities.

Did you know that there are low risk investments available that yield as much as 20% per month?

Did you know that you can obtain large amounts of unsecured funding at low rates?

Putting these two winning solutions together can create an incredible passive income opportunity.

Let us create a custom proven plan that allows you to earn a passive income of at LEAST $5,000-$10,000 per month (keep in mind.....this is a minimum).

[The emphasis is ours. We know our boi!]

Yeah, that was our first thought too: "They sound like scammers."

And by the look of their incomplete and somewhat faulty website, fairly recent ones too. At least in this current incarnation.

As usual, Casey is going along. He's probably a great mark.

So why does a careful analysis suggest that he invested $10K? Mostly because that's just a bit less than his GSPG stock was worth when he sold it a few days ago. After setting aside $999 to be scammed by Sarah Prout (A scam we will dissect later), he'd have about $10K. In exchange he gets to go wine tasting with them for the day and hang out by their pool for a BBQ. You'd think he'd at least have gotten the opportunity to fondle Lisa's tits, but as we know from the whole Angeltits debacle, he's just not all that interested.

There's no other way for this to add up.

[And OK, we admit it. The whole "payphone scam" idea is very definitely a slim possibility. But Casey loves "foreshadowing" his activity with carefully placed hints in his photostream, so it's definitely fun to think about. Regardless of the nature of the proposition that Lisa and Mike are pitching to him, we suspect that it's designed to enrich them at his expense, and not the kind of "win-win" he always claims to be looking for.]

And that's the view from FalseCasey HQ, where there is still smoke in the air and we are amazed that Casey has most likely found a worse place to put his borrowed money than GSPG.

Casey's Gone

It seems that his firing is for real. This may be the first time in history that Casey has managed to actually throw himself under the bus, though clearly there has been collateral damage to his various associates.

Information we have received suggest that the idea to engage the Haterz™ was entirely his, and was done before he received any permission or even discussed it with his boss. She was dragged in to his world with no prior understanding of what was about to happen, no opportunity to evaluate whether it was a good idea, or even the chance to research what had happened to everybody else who had become a known associate of Casey's, as has been thoroughly documented on Caseypedia™.

As has been noted by others, Casey started two personal blogs last month: BloggerCasey which was all about him, and his boss's blog, which in the end also turned out to be all about him. He sold her a bill of goods and she's paying for it.

As Nigel noted the other day on CHC: "Casey's problem is he blogged about it. He reached out to key people like WWTF and others to make sure everybody knew he was coming back. He went on the talkcast and brought Angel with him. He created BloggerCasey and opened comments. Haterz didn't do any of this. This was all his doing."

Casey is poison because he can't turn off the "I/ME" switch in his head that makes him convinced that every project he's involved in has to involve him as the frontman. As a result, he ends up sabotaging everything he touches.

Our advice to him: Recognize that 99.9% of what you do in the world is not about you. It's about getting stuff done for somebody else. Keep your own name out of it. For everybody else's sake, if not your own.

And that's the view from FalseCasey HQ, where the sun finally came out this afternoon.

Today's Post: TrueCasey is a Professional Blogger

Oh please give us a break!

FalseCasey can scarcely believe the garbage that spews from TrueCasey's mouth.

Blogging is a job? In what universe?

One of our circle knows a lot of successful and well-read bloggers. We know of none who make enough off blogging to generate much of a living. Granted, TrueCasey has an odd idea of what "a good living" is, but even so...

We note as we review their sites, that almost all of those successful bloggers use the blog primarily as a mechanism for driving attention to a real business that generates the big bucks. That real business usually takes 8-10 hours per day of real work. The blogging is just advertising.

So what's TrueCasey going to advertise? Where will the real money come from?

We have no idea.

But we do know that there won't be enough money from his blog alone to pay for him to move out of his parents' house, pay for his own car and insurance, get health insurance and buy food to meet his bizarre dietary requirements, let alone to make a dent in his huge debt.

His blog will never be more than a hobby. We are older than he, but will most likely not live long enough for him to realize that.

And that's the view from FalseCasey Headquarters, where we are somewhat captivated by history being made in Denver.

Casey Looking for New Internetz

From TrueCasey's twitter this morning:

Some difficulties this morning... Should be able to get going within an hour or two

FalseCasey's Translation: My internet access at home has been cut off, so I have to find someplace with a free hotspot to blog from.

We may update our opinion on this matter, but for now, that's the picture from TrueCasey Headquarters, where we note a hurricane heading towards New Orleans, and GSPG not doing much.

TrueCasey MIA

There has been some discussion of the fact that TrueCasey disappeared after the koicast last night, never to reappear.

Some have speculated that his disappearance to a friends' house to watch Star Wars ended in a night of meth and gay sex.

While not discounting this possibility, we suspect the answer is simpler. He returned home to find that mama Serin discarded his laptop, disconnected his internet, and told him "not again under my roof."

Which, if true, would be the first time mama has shown any backbone in dealing with her boi-wonder.

And that's the view from FalseCasey Headquarters, where we sadly note that GSPG staged a late-day low-volume reversal and closed pretty much even.

So, What Does TrueCasey Have to Offer?

We here at FalseCasey spent wasted about an hour and a half listening to that idiot drone on for half the evening on Nigel's talkcast. And we noted on glaring discrepancy:

• Casey says that he's going to write an e-book to help people in foreclosure, because he's been there and apparently believes he has valuable lessons for them. He tells us that the lessons are so valuable that people will actually pay to read them.
• He also tells us that he really doesn't know if or how things might have worked out differently if he had taken some of the haterz™ advice way back when.
• He then tells us that he also doesn't really know and doesn't care to talk about whether or not the advice he got from his guruz was any good. He says some of them entered into "grey areas" and some others were good. He doesn't care to tell us which is which.
• Finally, he tells us that he's not going to worry about the past, he's going to look to the future, itsallgood™.

So we wonder which it is?

Does Casey have some truly important lessons that somebody should want to pay for? If so, how come he can't name one thing he should have done differently or even speculate about how things might have turned out if he had actually done some of them. And how come he can't tell us which of the advice he received was wrong?

Or is Casey just going to pull together a bunch of public-domain information from the web, stick his name on it and hope it sells as a result of his own presumed notoriety?

We think the latter, and of course we think he'll fail. The only people who care about him anymore are all haterz and trolls. His inbound links from years gone by are going to be worthless. And since he's never saved a single house from foreclosure, he's not going to have much credibility.

And that's the view from FalseCasey Headquarters, which we own debt-free.

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