Millionaire By Christmas: 0% Success

Earlier today we sent the following email to TrueCasey:

From: FalseCasey
To: TrueCasey
Subject: Merry Christmas!

Are you a millionaire yet?

We were just wondering.

False Casey

No response has been received. We will update if that situation changes.

And that's the situation at FalseCasey HQ, where this latest CaseyFail™ is now official.