Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Wrapping up for the year

We just finished off the last client job for this calendar year and will be taking a break. However, unlike certain valet-parker entrepreneurs in Sacramento, we expect to be back after the first of the year.

Casey, of course, has decided to quit his valet-parking job, in order to travel the world, work and live free in a bunch of "eco-villages" he believes exist and are waiting for him, and of course blog about it. He has no idea what he's in for if he actually decides to live on one of those organic farms around the world. First, he'll find it's hardly free to get there, the accommodations are probably not up to his standard (isn't this the guy who whined that his first hostel in Sydney wasn't good enough because he needed a private room?) the work is hard and lasts much of the day, and there's no internet, if there's even any electricity.

We can't wait to hear about it.

But for now, we're happy to note that Christmas on the west coast will start in just over two days, and Casey once again appears to be nowhere close to being a millionaire.

And that's the way things are at the FalseCasey HQ, where we've cashed the last check, opened a good bottle, and are relaxing for a change.

10 comments:

Nowhere Man said...

How did you come across this eco village intel?

Hope he starts up a new website soon, I'm getting desperate for my next fix of Casey brand fail.

Anonymous said...

Me too, I'm in withdrawal!

False Casey said...

He's been discussing this on his Facebook wall from time to time. Basically, thinks he can spend his time traveling around and living on organic farms. There's something out there called WWOOF that we guess sets up dumb "volunteers" to serve as slave labor on "organic farms" around the world in exchange for room and board, though if you do any searches on this, you find that the experience often fails to meet the expectations of the young naive volunteers.

Casey seems to think he's going to work on a farm for a couple of hours a day, get a free room, plenty to eat, internet access, and then spend the rest of his time in a hammock by the beach.

No matter that he can't even afford to travel to most of these places, let alone live the lifestyle that's likely demanded of participants.

WizardofIB said...

FC,
All great stuff. Thanks for the updates. Who could have imagined that our snowflake was going to quit his valet job? I thought it was going well.

Now that there is no looser W-2 to go, will island2012 come back or will it be GreenAcres2010? Will there be more borecasts? Whatever he does, I hope he doesn't lose his need for attention and posts some pictures from his farmhand tour.

The Wiz

Unknown said...

Casey seems to think he's going to [...] get a free room, plenty to eat, internet access, and then spend the rest of his time in a hammock by the beach.

Sadly, had the FBI imprisoned him in 2007, he would have gotten all of those things. Free room, free food, no responsibilities, periodic internet access to defend his case. The "hammock by the beach" would be replaced by the "bunk bed near the steel toilet", but no big deal.

And all at the taxpayer's expense, just like Casey likes.

He's not going to work/live on any farm, not even in the most manic of upswings, mark my words. He talks big, but when push comes to shove he'll just mooch off the folks as he's always done. Pity that neither parent has any spine to kick his thieving criminal ass out the door.

I am curious as to what his next manic/psychotic episode will bring us, but we'll probably have to wait. It's a seasonal thing; he's always gone manic during the summer months, depressed during the winter months.

Nowhere Man said...

No surprise to me that Casey quit his valet job - his ego is way too big to remain in such humble employment.

Unfortunately for him, with his meager brain and appalling record, that's about as high as he'll ever reach.

False Casey said...

He is now saying that actually earning some money was a "nice diversion."

FC

WeWantTheFunk said...

He still claims that Island2012 is an ongoing project and he will buy an island by then.

He claims a lot of things. Maybe someday, one of them will be true. Not this one.

Nowhere Man said...

Nice diversion from what? Running his name and his family's finances into the ground?

I had a read about this WWOOF thing, it sounds pretty legit. I can just picture some poor sod asking him to get up before 2PM and do some work - NO DEAL!

serinitis said...

If Casey goes WWOOFING outside the United States, he might be able to get Haterz to buy him a nonrefundable one way ticket.