Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Breaking News: Casey Goes Dark (again)

Not sure what this means, but Casey's Facebook account has gone dark. His picture is missing and there have been no public updates.

We are not sure what this means, but prior experience indicates several possibilities:

1) He's pissed off at all the "negativity"

2) He's pissed somebody off and is trying trying to impress them with his ability to go offline.

3) Family have told him "go offline or move out."

In any event, it is extremely unlikely that he'll stay away for long.

And that's the way things are at the FalseCasey HQ, where we are thinking we should really get a new vehicle this month rather than next, while the sales tax is still deductible.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Your three scenarios probably comprise 99.9% of the possibilities, but let's keep praying for the 4th scenario (0.1%):

4) Fraud charges are imminent and Casey's court-appointed attorney has advised him to "GET THE HELL OFF THE INTERNET", and to shut the f*ck up for once in his life.

Yeah, it's a longshot, but I'd like to think the US Bank shenanigans -- suing Casey for $5300 in debts -- will lead to serious, serious problems for Casey in the very near future as various entities delve deeper into his financial life.

Anonymous said...

Maybe something to do with Galina? Another 0.1% scenario?

palestine4ever said...

One word:

OVERWHELMED.