Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Jiggle, Jiggle, Jiggle


There's not anything really exciting on the Casey front.

Brother Steve's blog keeps going, and there was a post today that we will comment on later. Casey shows up from time to time but thinks he shouldn't have to put up with the Haterz™, as usual.

But we love Big Fake Tits around here, so we can't help but point back to a really nice source of jigglies back in Casey's old neighborhood.

We also note that the bike store logo strongly resembles the feeling we get anytime we think much about Casey's former associates. Especially blondie in that low-slung top.

And by the way, please don't bother emailing us about this. We've removed anything from this blog that is not 100% verifiable, and a whole lot of stuff that is verifiable but which we decided wasn't really all that appropriate. Since you and your colleage seem to feel that "marketing" and "showing our tits" are synonymous, you can't expect not to be called on it. Sorry. If you're concerned about this, you might start by using photos that aren't designed to emphasize your chests.

And that's the view from FalseCasey HQ, where we are so glad Michael Jackson is off the radar screen for a few days, but can't help but think that things will get wild again when they finally reveal where he's been buried.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm. I love big tits and I cannot lie. I want to make motor boat sounds between each delectable pair!

Bloggity Blog Blog said...

Nice blog.

I came across your site by way of Angel Lynn. Boy, has she got it in for you guys.

Keep up the good work, I say !!!

Yours in snark,
B3

Anonymous said...

Boobies, alcohol, daddy come home. Why did you have to drink?

Love always,
Angelica

Anonymous said...

As the much-missed GC used to say:

Tits is such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here, man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits, Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just One."

Anonymous said...

Angel Lynn 's hooters are big, yummy and tasty. I'd bang her in a Sacramento minute.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure one of the reasons she originally hired Casey was that she realized immediately that a flaming twink wouldn't spend all day ogling them and hitting on them.

Anonymous said...

I think Angel's missing out on a tremendous opportunity to fill a previously empty niche of amateur foreclosure themed big tit bukkake porn.