Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Casey's Gay

There's just no other way to explain it, nothing else to be said, and no possible counterargument. He's flaming. A poofter. s'Fag. Fudgepacker. Sausage swallower. Come up with a name for it, and he's that too.

He's also closeted, self-loathing, self-righteous and all the other worst possible traits that can be found in somebody who appears to be spending every waking hour trying to deny who he is.

If it weren't so hysterically funny, it would be sad.

And that's the view from FalseCasey HQ, where we find that there's still nothing wrong with that.

5 comments:

:-\ said...

Like I said on James Marks' blog, not only is he gay, but I suspect his immediate family knows it full well.

These suggestive photos of him -- sunglasses, bandana, posing semi-nude camping with other men, flowers in hair -- are likely meant to be "in-jokes" to his family while simultaneously allowing him to troll his audience. He's about as "straight" as Lombard Street.

The only thing he's missing is the stereotypical speech inflection. It's probably because his original language was not English.

WeWantTheFunk said...

What I want to know is: how does he wallow in a mud-hole while his shorts stay perfectly clean?

Unless . . . he wasn't wearing them.

Anonymous said...

Ha, Casey doesn't want dishonest people, or criminals, on his island.

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/1991776

Bipolar Disorder said...

No thoughts or posts about Casey's plan to buy an island, while his idiotic family sits around and indulges this nutcase for an hour?

I'm really getting tired of law enforcement not doing anything about this guy, and now I'm getting tired of his family -- some of whom must be as brain-dead as him -- not doing anything about Casey.

Anonymous said...

Casey cracked me up, and still does, but this gay nonsense is why I think a large percentage of haterz are trash. Laugh it up, monkeys. - JohnDiddler