Casey in a Nutshell

Our acquaintence BelowTheCrowd penned this brilliant observation over at the private CaseyHaterz board, where we are priveleged to have access. We are blown away with the succinctness with which he has said what we tried to get at in our previous comment here.

As Edward Everett wrote to Abraham Lincoln the day after they both spoke at the dedication of the Gettysburg National Cemetery: "I should be glad, if I could flatter myself that I came as near to the central idea of the occasion, in two hours, as you did in two minutes."

He has no plans.

He learns nothing.

He has nothing to offer.

He couldn't tell us anything that was wrong with his "education."

He couldn't tell us one thing that he could have done differently to improve the outcome.

He couldn't tell us one thing that haterz recommended that might of resulted in a different outcome.

And he still claims that he'll have something useful to sell to people in financial distress?

He doesn't know why he failed, can't explain what to do differently next time, and expects to be lauded as a genius.

-BelowTheCrowd on CaseyHaterz

And we can only agree with WeWantTheFunk, who noted that

That is all anyone needs to know about Casey, right there.The problem is that the person that needs to know it most wouldn't understand what any of it means.

And that's the view from FalseCasey Headquarters, where things are pretty quiet and Law and Order is on.