Thursday, September 18, 2008

Will TrueCasey Make it to HaterzCon West?

A number of major developments have taken place. TrueCasey was invited by Nigel earlier today and apparently agreed to show up. BTC, Nigel and Mr. Funk will fund the flight, though BTC later posted that he wishes he had not agreed to this some time back. TrueCasey agreed and plans to be on a flight in the morning.

However, there have been later developments:
  • We have become aware that TrueCasey has just read Mr. Funk’s open letter to him, which was published in this space some time back. Feel free to check out the original text as preserved on our massive servers.
  • TrueCasey has informed Mr. Funk that he is no longer able to respect him.
  • As an aside, we wonder why he thinks anybody would care about receiving respect from TrueCasey?
  • Apparently TrueCasey asked that Mr. Funk be excluded during a phone call with Nigel. Nigel provided assurances that Mr. Funk will be on his best behavior. Casey also expressed concern that we at FalseCasey might be in attendance. As we are not a single individual, it would be quite difficult for an individual "FalseCasey" to be there.
  • Finally, TrueCasey is scheduled on an 11:35 flight. This would require TrueCasey to be at the airport no later than 10:35, and really would need to be there earlier to be sure of making it through security and all the other hassles. This would entail him leaving home by 10:00 and presumably being awake by 9:00. No such thing has occured recently.

We believe it is unlikely that TrueCasey makes it to his flight.

And that's the view from FalseCasey Headquarters, which appears to be in a third-world corrupt and cronyish country where the key to success is not hard work, but rather just being connected to the right corrupt officials.

2 comments:

WeWantTheFunk said...

Though I feel a pang at the loss of Casey's respect, it should be noted that I don't respect him either. We are therefore on even ground going into tomorrow's festivities.

I am bringing a tarp and a roll of duct tape in case opportunity should arise for his education in the ways of the world.

AuAgPb said...

Damn if that last paragraph isn't about the most truth I have read all week.