Friday, September 25, 2009

Super Secret HaterzCon™ Picture

First, let's be real. HaterzCon™ is nothing but a name for BTC, Funky and Nigel getting together and acting stupid. As anybody who was listening to todays bore-cast with Casey knows, they did exactly that. It turned out to be a good thing because their drunken ramblings were the only thing in the whole two hours that wasn't putting us to sleep.

But we have received a photo from a Mr. Bandit, who purports to have inside knowledge of the affair and who has included the attached photo of preparations for a Haterzcon™.

We're not certain, but we think the one with the torch and pleater jacket is meant to be Nigel, but he's obviously wearing a toupee. BTC seems like the type who would have gone for the shotgun. Funky is just plain too weird for us to try to figure out.

We also like the island touches in the background and of course the iPhone, which is a necessity for any solvent blogger.

And is that a Chatzilla window in the upper left of the screen? Are the haterz quietly communicating and coordinating or manipulating things behind the scenes? Is there a new "inner circle?"

Mr. Bandit has also provided the following, purportedly showing the refrigerator at some point near the start of the event, which may or may not explain the state of the threesome when they called in.

And that's the way things are from FalseCasey HQ, where we wish WE could be up in the mountains for Octoberfest tomorrow!

11 comments:

WeWantTheFunk said...

I am hiding behind the coconut.

allthingsgood said...

Hey you! Better defrost that icebox!

segfault said...

Nice beer fridge... It may not be Energy Star rated, but it has a lot more character than the plain rectangular box from Home Depot.

diddle said...

the slc3 surely know more about murseboi's latest shenanegans than they are sharing...how 'bout letting us in on the fun guys?

WeWantTheFunk said...

Well, if it weren't for our network of hidden cameras, microphones, computer equipment, and tracking devices we wouldn't know more about him than anyone else. Kindly note that we paid for all that and dealt with the deployment ourselves (now that was not an easy project), and so we don't feel terribly obligated to disseminate any information so learned until we're good and ready. When it becomes clear we can no longer profit from something we know, we make it public knowledge. Always.

What more would you like us to do? Be realistic.

diddle said...

hell i'd pay good cash american dollars for a running insider update regarding the little punk...what with all the different haterz sites etc, we could use a good clearing house for info. and now it looks like no more scheduled shows? wtf ?!?!

Mr. Outspoken said...

What's ironic is Casey is broadcasting more than ever before, but with less and less content. He used to have a semi-daily blog post with a weekly fraudcast. Now he is reliably broadcasting every day (albeit with no blog), but he is less fun than ever. Casey has jumped the shark. He lost all his houses. He got divorced. Now he is entirely dependent upon other people. That includes for "his story". Casey has lost all control in his life, and the only way something interesting could happen is if a consequence hits him over the head. Otherwise he will continue his hairbrained schemes, but without any details even the scheme is meaningless. He'll continue to pump sponsors, but they are fundamentally boring people, trying to sell products. Why would I tune in for a story that is nothing more than a series of infomercials? In the meantime he himself no longer has anything to contribute to his own story unless he can continue to find new depths to plumb. Crack addiction? Craigslist prostitution? The reason people push these theories is they are the only realistic plotlines. Otherwise it's just Casey at his computer scratching his balls. THE END

palestine4ever said...

Is that an Inca cocaine mummy in the fridge?

Miranda Mayer said...

I was just looking at his photostream on Flickr... the guy looks gaunt and methy.

Anonymous said...

Just when you thought things couldn't get more bizarre, this happens - Take a look at island2012.com. Instead of having the long awaited blog that took 5 minutes to install, there is a message saying that the project is now underground.

How he is he going to use advertising to buy an island if the website with the advertising is now "underground"?

Anonymous said...

Looks like the latest saga has ended. The 'island2012' endeavor is no more according to the website.