Monday, September 7, 2009

Island 2012 Project Is Dead

Our buddy Casey last posted about the Island a week ago, when he commented on the 12 things he had to do. (How's the list going, by the way. Inquiring minds want to know.)

Since then he's consumed himself with planning his birthday party, something most adults rarely put more than a few minutes into. And of course, he's been hanging out with his new grifter friends.

We strongly suspect that by the time the party rolls around this weekend, the whole island idea will be on the back burner. He has two new "islands" on his mind and the money is likely to follow them.

The question is whether he'll actually get around to telling his assembled guests (who at last note include the big-tittled fraudseter herself) that he's dumped the whole island idea in favor of investing his money in some form of a scam.

We should note that it may or may not actually be a pay-phone scam. While these are not all that uncommon, it's quite possible that the twin hucksters (the one with her own twins, and the fat guy) have something else up their sleeves, or down their blouses, as the case may be.

We were thinking it could even be fun to show up to Casey's party just to meet her. We'd be interested in finding out exactly how far she would go if presented with a sufficiently valuable "mark." We suspect that a weekend sans-Mike in Tahoe would not be out of the question.

And that's the way it is at FalseCasey HQ, where idle thoughts like that are just idle, because we really have better things to do, and our friend Claire is far better endowed than either Lisa or Angel.

19 comments:

WizardofIB said...

First.

I wouldn't mind going to Casey's raggety party in the park to addle up to Lisa and her sweater kittens. Do we know if she will be there?


The Wiz

Bipolar Disorder said...

Casey wouldn't know what to do with Lisa anyway.

And forget the Island™... it wouldn't surprise me if the entire "birthday party" is abandoned without Casey notifying any of the few people who bother to attend. They'll show up to an empty park, not knowing that Casey is napping in bed at 6:00 PM.

False Casey said...

Lisa of the Grande Tetas has RSVPd affirmitively to the party invite on Facebook.

Fatty Mike, has not.

It might be a good opportunity to corner her alone and discuss opportunities.

How far would she go???

Anonymous said...

It would be interesting to show up at the party and let it be known (subtly, of course) that one has a mountain of cash.

Maybe I'm just a tired old cynic, but I'm betting Lisa would find a way to get cozy. Just how cozy would be the interesting part.

Mercenary as hell, but hot in that I'd-fuck-you-for-a-Porsche sort of way.

:-\ said...

I rather like the expression on Casey's face in this photo with Lisa.

http://i25.tinypic.com/ivbbdk.jpg

You can almost feel how uncomfortable he is around the bikini-wearing female species. He's trying to pull away and lean towards Mike.

Oh yeah, and the forward comb-over is readily apparent here. His hairline actually starts near the vertex of his head. :-p

Mr. Outspoken said...

I love in Casey's new video where Lisa's like: "It's not like it's my first time. I'm not a virgin." Oh yeah. We know, Lisa. We know.

Anonymous said...

I just posted this on Steve's blog, but I thought I'd find the most sympathetic audience here...

Is it just me or does anyone else get the feeling that the Mike character is a little less than enamoured with Casey?

Not that I wouldn't love going out with my woman for a nice day of wine tasting to have a murse-toting flamer taking 350 pictures and 2 hours of video. Talk about a third wheel!!!

I know, I know...it's all part of working the mark and lightening Casey's fat pockets, but it's still gotta be hard for him to play along. After watching the wine video on Casey's facebook I actually found myself feeling sorta bad for the poor guy. Also, from all the research the Haterz have done, Lisa is the brains and, um, other parts, of the operation anyway.

False Casey said...

We strongly believe that Mike is just along for the ride too, as was Lisa's previous mark, uh, husband.

"I'm sorry honey, I really hate having to let all these guys play with my tits all day, but I'm doing it for US!"

Anonymous said...

FC, don't be too quick to write off Fat Mike, he's fazebook friends with Ken Sarna from Jiggles' old employer.

http://www.kensarnafraud.blogspot.com/

It still bugs me that a guy in his late 30's hasn't left some kind of trail before 2004, no birth, no HS, no college, no LinkedIn, no alumni association, no friends.

What was so attractive about Fat Mike to cause Jiggles to cheat on her young handsome husband who appears to have bought and lost a $500k+ home for this piece of trash?

Grifters love money, they don't leave small time for no-time, what did Fat Mike have to recommend him to Jiggles?

Anonymous said...

"Grifters love money, they don't leave small time for no-time, what did Fat Mike have to recommend him to Jiggles?"

There's a child's plastic trike in the poolside video -- maybe she wanted to have a baby and handsome young Matt did not? (But she doesn't seem to be the motherly type)!

PerpWalk

Anonymous said...

Maybe the pool area is a common area and M&L live in a condo? Then the trike could be for some other kid....

Anonymous said...

Me thinks there is all out warfare going on right now. STEVESERIN is blank....and if you check out snowflages FB page - well, you'll see what I mean

:-\ said...

Mike [Masterson] is in his late 30's?

Lisa Scifo is actually younger than Casey by almost a year. Born June 9, 1983. Can't imagine there's over a ten-year difference. I think he's just a comparatively bald guy, around 29 to 32.

Mr. Outspoken said...

Casey's latest post was HIlarious. He only had one hour where he could conceivably have done work. He didn't specify what that was. It might have been taking out the trash. Other than that he did nothing all day but fart around on the internet. Also it makes me furious that he has 10,000 in his brokerage account to buy Goldspring. This is why he needs to be put in prison and gang raped. How many years can he go without doing any actual work?

Anonymous said...

Yes it is rather mindblowing that Casey has a $10K buy order for a million shares of GSPG (at one cent). This means he must have sold at least that much GSPG earlier. Maybe FalseCasey spooked him out of Lisa scam??

PerpWalk

palestine4ever said...

/r/ pics of your friend Claire for scientific comparison study.

WeWantTheFunk said...

Word on the street says that Lisa is no longer a Facebook friend of Island2012. Is this true?

False Casey said...

Lisa and Mike have apparently dumped any public association with Casey or his projects.

Casey has also de-friended a large number of people, including pretty much anybody who joked about or linked to Lisatits-related material.

Our friend BelowTheCrowd was banned for the crime of posting a link to the Reader Poll we put up a couple of days ago, which of course featured a thumbnail of Lisa's better parts.

In fact, our three primary sources on this stuff have all be de-friended by Casey in the past 24-48 hours. We'll hve more on this later.

Anonymous said...

Hey I am trying to find Lisa Scifo she keeps moving offices or they tell us she is not in or no longer works there but can get a message to her.