Sunday, December 6, 2009

Casey's Christmas Fantasies

We'd like to call these "wishes," as that would be more in the spirit of things, but really these are so absurd that even Walt Disney on acid would not have been able to come up with them.

In fact, even Casey can't seem to decide what they are. They started as "December Objectives" then "Christmas Wishes" and finally simply "For Christmas." As he notes below, tweaking is continuous but this is the latest snapshot forwarded to us by a fan:
Here is my Christmas wish list.

Just keep in mind, there may be some tweaking and refining, as I play with just the best words to use:

1. Closure/Reconciliation in a Key Emotional Area

2. Very Substantial, Pleasantly Unexpected, Perfectly Timed Financial Blessing

3. Confidence/Wisdom in New Leadership Roles

So there you have it. It's generic enough to prevent being too open/vulnerable, yet I know exactly what i'm referring to. And you might too.

The seeds for all this have been planted a while ago, and it's all now beginning to "sprout". That's why I've been more and more excited lately.

"Your Wish is My Command" -- through LOVE, Prayer and Gratitude.

Knowing I'm encouraged to ask whatever I want and most importantly, give thanks before it even comes, moves me into alignment towards the wanted outcome, and brings it into reality.

Thank You!

== DISCLAIMER==

Sorry if the way I talk about all of this is a bit... um, weird.

It is really nothing new. I've been instructed in this my whole life. I'm just now expanding my horizons a little bit and playing with new labels/words -- more generic, less loaded, more inclusive -- to see how it comes across. I'm taking a risk, here amongst my friends! I hope you understand me!?

Does any of this resonate with you??

Only if you FEEL it, please DO share and amplify.

Otherwise please remain silent and keep your LOLs to yourself. I'm just like a child in a world of fantasy and endless possibilities, playing with these ideas and having some fun. Please refrain from projecting your own doubt and limited perspective. I don't want it. I'm Sorry.

Also, please Forgive Me for offending you in any way through the way I describe things. Please take this as an opportunity to seek a closer relationship so we can compare notes and see any areas of disagreement and find common ground.

Wow, what a crazy/beautiful life this is!

Thank you in advance for your feedback.

Much love,

~ Casey Konstantin Serin
ANALYSIS

We will dissect this statement for our readers who may be less familiar with Mr. Serin and his words than we are:

Closure/Reconciliation in a Key Emotional Area

OK, we all know what this one is about. He wants his ex-wife Galina to come back to him. This will allow him to close the book on that nasty divorce thing and and reconcile with her. What he doesn't realize is that he's already got closure, in the sense that she has permanently closed the door to him ever speaking to her again. The only reconciliation yet to come is him reconciling himself to the fact that at this very moment she is writhing in an ecstacy she couldn't have ever imagined when she was with Casey, with some dude's tongue probing into areas Casey never could have imagined existing.

Very Substantial, Pleasantly Unexpected, Perfectly Timed Financial Blessing

This one sounds a lot like the Spanish Inquisition: Unexpected, except by those who have been watching for it.

It's one of the stupider examples of Casey's belief in things "manifesting" themselves just because he daydreams about them, which is what he's taken from "The Secret" and other similar garbage best-sellers. [A more appropriate lesson might be that if you really want something bad enough, you'll be willing to work your ass off to get it, and thus the real secret is to dedicate yourself to those things that you really, really want.]

And for the record, the next California Lotto jackpot is $36 million and we're going to buy in because one of us is Jewish and we're superstitious about multiples of 18. We expect that we have just as good odds of our $36m "manifesting itself" as Casey does with his wishes fantasies. In fact, we have better odds because we're going to buy $18 worth of tickets and Casey can't afford that many.

Incidentally, if wishing for something could miraculously cause it to manifest itself, then the hundreds of people who have been wishing for you to be in FPMITA Prison should have caused something to be manifested by now, don't you think?

Confidence/Wisdom in New Leadership Roles

Dude, last we heard you were scrubbing dishes or something like that. You don't have a leadership role except in your own mind as leader of a nonexistent group that is daydreaming about raising nonexistent dollars to buy you a nonexistent tropical island.

Further stupid comments and useless fluff

Only if you FEEL it, please DO share and amplify. - Ugh. More of his BS. Talk to me if you agree with me. Unfortuantely, he's lost any grasp on reality, so there's nobody to talk to him except for a few crazy people who have befriended him, pretty much all of whom appear to be complete trolls. Seriously, why would any of these hot women waste an instant of time with him except to entertain herself during those rare periods when nobody is vying to get under her desk to do her bidding. The only thing that's more phony than his "friends" is his own stupid act.

I'm just like a child in a world of fantasy and endless possibilities, playing with these ideas and having some fun. Please refrain from projecting your own doubt and limited perspective. I don't want it. - No, you're just like a really, really, lame, balding almost-30 guy who scrubs dishes and takes out the trash for a living, has no skills, no perspective, and no desire to hear that everything that he's pursued for his adult life has been a complete lie.

Please take this as an opportunity to seek a closer relationship so we can compare notes and see any areas of disagreement and find common ground. - So if we disagree with you we're supposed to seek a closer relationship and compare notes? We thought you just said that if we disagreed with you we should shut up. Which is it? We're confused.

Thank you in advance for your feedback. - OK. We think you're a moron. And you're welcome.

4 comments:

WeWantTheFunk said...

Being surprised by someone giving you a lot of money is a fine goal, and one that requires no work.

Keeping the tax man, your creditors, and the prosecution from finding out about it could be a little trickier.

The absolute funniest part is the "leadership roles." He's never had anything remotely resembling one, but now he has become Casey Serin, Leader of Men. His leadership on the Island 2012 project consists of convincing himself not to do anything, then following through.

Mr. Outspoken said...

Oh man... I really needed that Casey fix. I've been withdrawin' like a mofo since he closed the island. Is he still on facebook? It might be worth joining if he is spreading blessings like these.

Mr. Outspoken said...

Great article in the WSJ about flopped tropical island hotel developers. Sounds like distressed sellers and a huge buyer's market to me. Too bad Casey couldn't gather the $475M mortgage when we was looking for it. Just think, 3% cashback at close would have made Casey a multimillionaire!

Mortgage Fraudster said...

I read that Casey posted a blurb on Facebook about quitting his valet-parking job due to, and I quote, "the new position that I am moving into which will take me out of town and overseas after that."

So, there it is from the mouth of the con-man himself -- he's planning to flee the country once and for all now that the heat's on him and his scammy "corporation". Because underneath all his past bravado like "I can't be worried about going to prison", deep down he's a f*cking coward.

If he's being truthful about this new position (and that's a big IF), good riddance to him. Hopefully he'll try some of his comically inept scams in a more backwards country, where they'll summarily execute him for his troubles.