We could only have wished.
BloggerCasey is already back. He's claiming that he had to leave his former situation because "it's no longer a win-win."
This should hardly be a surprise. Casey's definition of a "win" is something that brings attention to him, regardless of the cost in personal reputation, credit, cash or business failure that may be foisted on somebody else. From Casey's perspective, the project could only be a "win" if he could make it all about him and bring along his usual legion of Haterz and other hangers-on.
A normal businessperson's definition of a "win" would be a website/blog that does not attract undue attention from people who are not part of the target market, does not seek to make one of your minor employees a star, and most certainly does not bring yourself, your cleavage, or your family to the attention of a bunch of rabid trolls from places like CampIdiot.
Thus, Casey's definition of a "win" is completely incompatible with anything he might ever be asked to do for a real business.
Now, we might have issues with his previous boss, or find something to like about her cleavage, or for that matter might feel that her entire profession is nothing but a legalized monopoly that should be broken up as anticompetitive. In fact, we tend to think all of the above things. But we don't believe her to be the kind of idiot who would believe that anything that could be a "win" for Casey could ever be a "win" for her. So he's gone, and now he's back, on his own.
And in his usual form, he's unemployed and babbling on about how he's going to finally capitalize on all his "experience."
Sadly, it's tough to capitalize on an experience base that includes only failure.
And that's the view from FalseCasey HQ, which will be moving shortly.
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Moving shortly -- I guess you made parole?
I liked the part where he tallied up all his successes. Good work, there, Case. Wow.
At one point, he says he should commit to bringing his story and financial advice to the masses (to help them out, you understand), and goes on to say that marketing and distribution over the Internet is the way to go. I smell an e-book!
I like e-books.
He really needs to hook up with a partner. His e-book writing efforts are much funnier (and equally productive) when there's a Marty or Damion around.
Casey should team up with me. I know stuff.
He didn't publish my comment suggesting a deal with Dirty Jobs, though he may have been working on the next blog post already and put the old one in ignore mode.
I thought it was a brilliant idea. Think of all the Haterz that would tune in each week to watch him dance like a monkey for them once more.
I floated the idea of "porn shop stall cleaner" for the first episode.
He's blocked all of my comments so far. I asked him if he lives with his parents, how he'll make money online, and whether his family thinks the videos he's posting are access restricted.
People, people, people. WHY EVEN BOTHER posting crap on Casey's blog? Go to bloggycasey and ask your questions there. Why give Casey any hits?
He will always evade the truth. ALWAYS. Let him post his stupid meanderings on that useless blog of his with 10 supporterz and the haterz can laugh someplace else where censorship doesn't exist.
He will not become a professional blogger. That is fact.
I think I will be right as I always have. We haterz always get proven right.
So much for the password-protected Serin family video blog. . .
Take off the hat, False Casey!
Let it shine!
I love himb!
Take a moment to step back and look at all the positive good Casey has down for the world. With Casey at the helm 99.999% of Americans can proudly say they did better than someone else. Casey has set the gold standard for loserdom, for failure and for defeat. Not a mean task when you think about it.
I think Snowflake is offline again. I am getting a 404 at BloggerCasey. Maybe he took his pal James to the woods for a romantic getaway.
The Wiz
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