Thursday, May 21, 2009

Learn to Park, Bitch!


Yup, that's our favorite Sacramento Fake-titted Caseyboss and short sale specialist, parking her Infiniti sport-bling-vehicle in front of the 9645 Sea Cliff Way house. Note her parking on the wrong side of the street, because parking on the other side of this minor suburban road and walking across, or just turning around, would have been too much trouble. Note her parking in front of a fire hydrant, because, well, we can't find a single plausible justification for that except for simply not giving a shit.

We could be cynics and suggest you also note the license plate on her car and key it if you ever come across it anywhere. But Casey would call us mean. Waaaah!

Also, are we the only ones who find it amusing that the street is "Sea Cliff Way?" Isn't this Sacramento? Isn't the ocean about a hundred miles away?

And you need a locksmith to change out a cylinder on an el-cheapo original lock? How about learning to do something useful for yourself? It's a two minute job for anybody with a screwdriver.

And that's the way it is here at FalseCasey HQ, where we're still waiting for the UPS guy to show up.

10 comments:

Arthur Wankspittle said...

Casey, the picture isn't working for me.

Robert J. Goatse said...

When did Casey start managing this blog? THE PIC ISN'T SHOWING, ASSWIPE!

Arthur Wankspittle said...

Robert, it's bound to be down to Casey's l33t programmerz skillz.

False Casey said...

Not sure what happened. The Picassa/blogger interface totally sucks and the photo somehow didn't upload properly, I just had it in my cache.

Should work now.

unbelievable said...

Thanks for looking into it FC

-FutureShock- said...

LOL!

Dolph said...

She should just have Casey pick the lock. We all remember how he did that when one of his homes was foreclosed YET he still broke in to take pictures and gloat about it.

False Casey said...

Yes, that's right.

He broke into a home he no longer owned.

Another crime he admitted to in a public forum.

Robert J. Goatse said...

100% SUCCESS! Thanks. BTW - do you think Angel still services her old exotic tanning salon customers every now and then? How else can you explain an Infiniti and a BMW?

False Casey said...

Bob,

Angel is apparently married, as evidenced by the large rock visible in this photo.

Her family does have cash though. Dad was a major political bigwig until he had one too many three-martini lunch, killed four people, then tried to blame them for it at trial. Judge didn't like that and daddy is likely to be away for a while...