False Casey

NO DEAL!!! (Fifth anniversary edition)

2012-01-24T23:29:00.012-07:00

"Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny"

- Bruce Springsteen

Hard to believe, but it's been five years since Casey originated the innovative "NO DEAL!" maneuver in contract negotiations.

Reading through that original post, we are struck with how empty it all seems now. At the time it was so bizarre that it had us laughing out loud at the office as we read through the post and the hundreds of comments that followed. Today, jaded by the five years of Casey's ongoing insanity, we still find it amusing, but it's hardly as funny.

Still, it's nice to read through and see comments by some of our old friends like Stephanie J, ratlab, Ogg the Caveman and others who made the blog so interesting way back when.

It's also been interesting to do some research into the whereabouts of the three parties to the NoDeal-dom:

Casey, of course, we know all too much about. He's hiding out, presumably at his parents' new shithole in Antelope, just outside Sacremento. He doesn't appear to have any internet access or at the very least has been maintaining a low profile. The other events of the past five years of his life have been thoroughly documented and we won't bother to list them here.

Joy O'Day pretty much disappeared. An online search suggests that she went back into the real estate biz. There is one YouTube video of a house that she was apparently trying to sell back in 2009 that lists her phone number. And if the music to go along with that video don't make you want to kill something, then you're a far better person than us.

We also turned up this wonder of a video, purporting to promote something called strengthengine.com, which is a website selling something related to fitness. It's not really clear what it's selling, but there is a one-week free trial if anybody wants to sign up and find out. We don't care to provide Joy and her associates with so much as a throwaway email address.

Also, Joy's personal website is nothing more than a generic Arizona MLS search page, with the addition of a picture of a really hot woman who is clearly not Joy. The LLC that did business with Casey -- Tao Realty -- no longer appears to exist.

Erin Morgan, aka "prlinkbiz" has also disappeared off the face of the earth. We wouldn't be shocked if she switched back to her maiden name, or maybe remarried just to get away from the name she had. Because the happy truth is that the name "Erin Morgan" is completely trashed. Virtually everything you can pull up about her in a search is Casey-related, including lots of embarrassing photos, critical Caseypedia articles, nasty comments on EN, etc.

The website she had managed for Robert Kiyosaki, WorkingForRichDad, went dormant some time back. The other website she managed for Kiyosucki's wife, RichWoman.com, has been folded into the greater Kiyosaki empire and no longer has unique content of its own. Erin's previous association with those sleazeballs presumably ended some time back.

There was a No Limits Ladies website for a while, run by the third NLL, Kimber Chin. It no longer exists and instead forwards to Chin's freephotooftheday website. It is unclear why this one exists at all. Chin, like Casey, has also tried her hand at writing really bad e-books, the design of which could be mistaken for Marty Stewart's handiwork. Some believe that Chin is the woman who was photographed in some rather compromising situations with Erin. We aren't sure, but are reproducing one of these photos here, just in case you haven't seen it. Because we like publishing photos of Erin acting stupid.

It is this third and usually unmentioned NLL, the one who was not part of the NO DEAL with Casey, who remains visible. Perhaps that's fitting, as everybody else who has ever had anything to do with Casey has either voluntarily or involuntarily removed themselves from the internet. (OK, except for Nigel.)

At this point, the NO DEAL is irrelevant. Whatever story Casey may have had to sell five years ago is no longer worth much to him or to anybody who may think they have a claim on it. If a movie were to be made or a book written, it could be done easily using the vast quantity of public information available and without involving Casey at all. Realistically, that's not going to happen. What appeared at the time to be a hysterically funny comedy of errors worthy of treatment, is more rightly seen today as the opening act to ongoing national tragedy. Someday we may look back on this and it may seem funny again, but that day is probably far, far off in the future.

The validity of the "No Deal!" legal maneuver has yet to be tested in any court.

And that's the way things are at the mobile FC headquarters, which is currently buried in the snow.

Any reports from the Island?

2011-12-31T20:42:00.001-07:00

Island2012 supposedly is opening tonight with a huge NYE bash.

Any of the people who joined this enterprise care to report back?

Here at FalseCasey HQ, we're planning to do a big fat nothing.

Christmas. Again.

2011-12-25T14:59:00.006-07:00

Casey's not a millionaire. Again.

We haven't been saying much lately, because there's not much to be said. However, this milestone is worth commemorating every year.

And that's the way it is here by the beach where it's 72 degrees and sunny, with not a sign of snow, unlike the scene at the former Serin Residence. (Courtesy of our good friend WeWantTheFunk.)

Circling the Wagons?

2011-04-19T15:51:00.003-06:00

Neighborhood Dot reports on CI this morning that the Serins seem not to be out completely. The cars are still there, as is Steve's motorcycle. However, the Miata convertible that some haterz believe to be Steve's is no in the driveway up on jacks, with bricks to block the thing from rolling. The motorcycle blocks access towards the front of the house. The Nissan blocks the side.

Seems that they are circling wagons and trying to make it difficult to remove them, or even to approach. How this is going to help against an armed Sheriff's deputy (who knows, maybe even AngelTits' husband???) handing them an eviction notice and telling them they have 24 hours is unclear.

In the meantime, Casey has followed up on the removal of the Island2012 website by removing the serin.us website as well. In the past it was a redirect from his Iamfightingforeclosure (IAFF2) site. All the content, including a classic "bankruptcy is beautiful" post, is now gone. Perhaps a response to the fact that he fought foreclosure and apparently lost.

But none of this should be a surprise. In the past, Casey's standard mode of operation has been to have a lame idea, throw up a website promoting it, dick around for months by going off on ridiculous tangents like trying to avoid foreclosure by drinking fresh juice or cleansing his colon, then realize at the last minute that a wave was crashing in on him, skip town, and quietly remove any of the websites, pictures and other evidence from the web, while whining about needing privacy. Once again, he found a lame idea (mortgage elimination/foreclosure avoidance), tried to portray himself as an expert, failed miserably, and is slinking away.

The difference, this time, is that his lame idea has cost his family their house. They could have kept it, had they not failed to follow through on the terms of their bankruptcy. Now they have both a bankruptcy and a foreclosure on their credit records, and if they aren't out of there fast, they may yet have an eviction recorded against them soon enough. That latter one will make it virtually impossible for them to ever rent a place.

Perhaps Casey isn't going to be the first of the Serins to live in a van by the river?

And that's the way it is here at FalseCasey HQ, where the sun is shining bright.

We Won! We Won!

2011-04-17T21:32:00.005-06:00

Not to rain on the parade following this week's foreclosure sale and the events that have followed, but though all the celebration amongst haterz™ today, we're reminded of Chris Rock's reaction after OJ was acquitted and thousands of African Americans chose to celebrate in the streets, shouting "we won!"

"What did we win?"

As reported on CI this morning by "neighborhood dot," it seems that the rented Budget truck was outside along with an SUV, dad's pickup and -- inexplicably -- a couple of convertibles.

Yes, the Serin Crime Family have been evicted from their home. Casey bears much of the blame for that, both by convincing his parent's to guarantee much of his recent debt, and then by convincing him to follow all his "mortgage elimination" crap, file multiple bankruptcies, try to transfer the house into his name, and engage in all sorts of other actions of dubious benefit and questionable legality. It must be remembered that when they first filed for bankruptcy, the parents were offered a pretty sweet Chapter 13 repayment plan that wiped out all the rest of their debt, left them in the house and set them up with a monthly payment that their salaries could afford, especially if they had some contribution from Steve. But they couldn't bother with that. They continued to not pay, to sit in the house, and to file again, and again, and again.

We were convinced they would file again to delay things further. After all, the parents filed. Then mom filed independently, and subsequently the interest in the property was (illegally) transfered to Casey who filed chapter 7 himself. It seemed that Papa Serin could still file on his own to delay one more time, but for whatever reason he failed to. Maybe he was just fed up. Maybe Casey was bored. Or maybe the odd dismissal of Casey's bankruptcy for reasons unknown put them on warning that there were possible consequences to the continuing fraud.

In fact, we have to wonder if the odd dismissal of Casey's bankruptcy also explains his sudden disappearance, apparently to live in a Jamaican shithole as we mentioned earlier this week.

And that brings us back to the question: "What did we win?"

We're not sure.

Certainly, there is some pleasure in seeing the Serins punished for their apparently endless support of their son long beyond the point where it was obvious to everybody with a brain that his activities were at the very least questionable, if not actually illegal. And it's hard to find a problem with kicking them out after they troubled the bankruptcy trustee to come up with an equitable settlement, then failed to make a single payment.

But through this all, Casey was still not punished. The haterz™ may have won a small battle, but we haven't really won.

Casey, as far as we know from his Facebook posts, remains a free man-boi in Jamaica. He hasn't been forced to admit his failure, or to be punished for it. True, he's living in a shithole while masquerading as being an island entrepreneur and has no home to come back to. He may be forced to become a drug mule to escape and his life is likely to remain miserable by any normal standard. But as we've often noted, he doesn't live by normal standards. He's gone to Jamaica without paying for it and the haterz™ have not, therefore he's superior in his mind and will continue to be so.

That ends up being the most frustrating thing about this saga. It's hard to declare victory over somebody who can't acknowledge how pathetic and miserable he's become. We may have won. By any normal standard, we won long ago, but somehow Casey isn't defeated. We await that.

And that's the way things are here at FalseCasey HQ, where we can't be foreclosed on because we don't own the place and we pay the rent every month.

Serin Crime Family lose their home!

2011-04-12T23:08:00.003-06:00

In a shocking development today, the Serin Crime Family's home was auctioned off in a foreclosure proceeding. It was sold to a "third party" for the princely sum of $118639.01.

It's not clear yet who bought it, and there is already some suspicion that at such a low price, it may have been a family member or relative who picked it up, effectively killing off the family's debt. We will know rather quickly whether the Serins need to be out in three days or not.

Compounding the suspicion that this is the end is the fact that Casey got the hell out of Dodge just before it happened. We should remember that Casey had staked his reputation with the Crime Family on his ability to save the house. He failed. Now, if his Facebook wall is to be believed, he has disappeared to an off-the-beaten path location in Jamaica, staying with a guy in a "Paradise Villa" that on closer inspection seems to be what in Jamaica probably passes for a cheap tract home in an undistinguished location high in the hills and away from anything a tourist would want to do. (Look at the last picture in particular.)

In considering this, it's worth remembering that in the past when Casey took off for parts unknown, it was always in response to some impending disaster like his wife leaving him, or somebody suing, or any other demand being made. We think it's quite possible that rather than sitting his parents down and telling them that the gig was up, there were no more delays possible and the house was toast, Casey chose to just leave and not tell them anything. The first news that they may have received to suggest that anything was wrong may well have been posted on their door in the past few days.

In the meantime, Casey's ex-friend and native Jamaican Nigel Swaby reminds us that the place Casey has gone is a "shithole." As was the case with his sojourn into the woods, we believe Casey will find his "Island Paradise" to be not quite what he expected. Some have suggested that his only escape may be as a drug mule, though it remains to be seen what he will escape to, given that the family home may be gone and his parents could very well find themselves sleeping on various relatives' sofas.

Finally, as far as island paradises go, we should also note that the Island2012.com website has been shut down for unknown reasons, possibly including the fact that there is no chance whatsoever of Casey ever owning an Island, let alone next year.

And that's the way things are at FalseCasey HQ, where the only island we're concerned with right now is at the mouth of the Hudson.

Well, there's really not much to say

2011-04-06T19:15:00.002-06:00

Casey continues to be Casey.

His parents still have their house, and he has so far managed to file bankruptcy for the pair of them, who then immediately welched on their Chapter 13 payment plan; then for his mom individually, which was dismissed; then personally under Chapter 7, which was also dismissed.

The latter was kind of weird. He transfered the house to his name using a quit-claim deed, then halted the foreclosure sale by filing bankruptcy himself. No matter that they didn't have the right to transfer title without the approval of the lender, the delay tactic still worked.

He's no longer living at home though. He's squatting at some other house whose owner is pulling the same sort of shit taking Casey's advice. Where they all go next is anybody's guess.

In any case, the next trustee sale is due on April 12th. As of yet, dad has not filed individually. Expect that to happen shortly.

In other news, Casey claims to be engaged to some mentally-defective individual, and further claims that they will be leaving California. We hope this will involve a trip to a Federal lockup in another state, but that's probably not his plan.

Realistically, there's just not much out there. For the first time in years, Casey is keeping a fairly low profile. We continue to watch. We have patience.

And that's the way things are at FalseCasey HQ, where there's a cat asleep on the desk.

Some Mark Villasenor Archeology

2010-09-19T19:22:00.004-06:00

Well, there's not much to say about Casey right now, except that once again the house is up for auction and there doesn't seem to be much that his mortgage eliminating scams can do about it. We'll have more about that after the auction that is scheduled tomorrow. Our friend James Marks has commented about it on his blog and we have little more to say.

But there's been some discussion of long-departed Mark Villasenor, aka LossMitPro, on the Campidiot Thread, and we thought we'd toss some extra information out there about his vexatious litigating ways.

As discussed in the thread, Mark at one point actually sued a nonprofit volunteer organization for violating his civil rights. It seems that the Stanislaus Wilderness Volunteers was incorporated as a nonprofit organization to coordinate the activities of volunteers working with the Forest Service in the Stanislaus National Forest. Mark was a member.

We've read through this and managed, through Mark's poor use of the legal language, to figure out what seems to have irked him. It appears that Villasenor didn't like the fact that the Forest Service was telling the SWV folks how they had to conduct themselves if they wanted to continue working with them. He determined that this was an inappropriate involvement in a private organization's affairs and thus, somehow, was a violation of his civil rights. So he sued the organization for essentially giving in to the Forest Service's demands.

We should mention that we're not unfamiliar with the FS people, or the sometimes unreasonable demands that they make of associated volunteer organizations. But for better or worse, there's no law requiring the FS or any other government agency to take volunteers at all, let alone to allow them to run things as they see fit. It seems that the FS took the position that "you can do things our way, or you can do things on your own without FS volunteer uniforms or any other trappings of officialdom."

Here in SoCal, one of our little Casey-hatin' band is in fact a volunteer with two such organizations, one of which is focused on Search and Rescue and the other of which helps rebuild and maintain trails. He's avoided joining any of the "official" Forest Service volunteer groups precisely because he doesn't want to be subject to as many of their rules. Of course, he also gives up the opportunity to participate in certain types of activities that are reserved for more "official" types and does so with the knowledge that the FS could at any time and for any reason decide that the volunteer efforts are no longer desired.

Mark seems particularly pissed off about the fact that one of his buddies was removed from the board of the SWV after repeatedly pissing off the local FS people and -- it seems -- insisting on a mode of operation that was contrary not only to the FS rules, but also to the rules established by the organization. He seems to have been the sort of guy we have encountered through participation on CERT activities in southern California: the kind of guy who wants everybody to be in uniform, who will have set up his own entire command structure outside that of the sponsoring agency, and who will make unreasonable demands not only on the other volunteers but on the sponsoring agency itself. You see these guys at quarterly LAFD drills. They're the ones with their own radios, helmets, rescue gear, etc. In fact, some of them show up with more thousands of dollars of their own gear, often more than the firefighter/trainers have! And they always want to jump in and tell everybody else how things need to be done.

The guy who sponsored our own CERT class was like that. He and his HAM radio club sponsored the class. He wanted to force all the participants into some additional training focused on use of radios in an emergency. He wanted to set up a local SAR team for callup during an emergency. For months after the class he pestered everybody who had attended (including those from outside his immediate area) about joining his private little group. He tried to set up an emergency chain of command that bypassed all local authorities. He declared himself the "commissioner" of the group and gave himself a "commissioner" email. (OK, it was a gmail account, but still...) He was quite clearly uninterested in participation by women or by those who saw their role in an emergency as being neighborhood points of contact and information rather than as active SAR types. Eventually he pissed off the LAFD folks to the point where he was "disinvited" from sponsoring any further CERT activities. Sounds like the same thing happened to Mark's buddy. Mark didn't like it.

Also, it seems that the SWV, in coordination with the FS, instituted a set of rules about use of dogs during volunteer activities that irked Mark. Again, he attributed this to FS meddling and his own organizations' unwillingness to be more independent.

How all this translates into a violation of Mark's civil rights is somewhat unclear to us.

It seems to us that this is essentially the problem with Mark, both during the Casey saga and apparently elsewhere in his life. Like many Americans (in fact, very much like Casey) he's decided that he deserves to have things both ways: he wants to be an official Forest Service volunteer, but somehow also wants to have the right to volunteer on his own terms and to be able to reject Forest Service rules when they don't suit him.

Back in the IAFF days he wanted to be a very public participant in what was a very public saga, yet felt that he was entitled to privacy in all matters other than those that he personally chose to discuss. He went so far as saying that his name could not be used because he hadn't actually provided it himself (rather, he provided "clues" that allowed anybody with Google and a brain to deduce his name in about 30 seconds). Some in the Caseysphere chose to accede to his demands either out of courtesy for a fellow Hater or out of fear of a BS lawsuit. We're sufficiently versed in law that we choose not to do so. His activities and history are not only relevant to the story, but they actually became a matter of public record, once he filed a lawsuit against Casey.

We could go on and on. But we got the documents and they are linked here, so feel free to read them for yourselves if you care to:

Mark Villasenor's complaint

Stanislaus Wilderness Volunteers' response to Mark Villasenor's complaint

In any event, it seems that Mark decided to move on, and in fact started his own nonprofit volunteer organization focused on the use of dogs to help the disabled enjoy the wilderness. Good for him.

Hope this helps those of you who are still trying to get a full picture of the individuals Casey has associated with over the years.

And that's the view from FalseCasey HQ, where it's cold and foggy.

I Am Fighting Foreclosure???

2010-07-29T22:34:00.003-06:00

He's baaaaaack!

http://www.iamfightingforeclosure.com

Our friend BTC has summed this up quite adroitly, and we have little to add:

The premise is completely untrue, which is 80-90% of the problem with everything since IAFF. IAFF was true in it's basic premise: he WAS facing foreclosure. Avoiding it, managing it stupidly, turning it into a silly game that gutted him, but unquestionably FACING it on multiple properties. How it all worked out was what kept people glued to it.

Foreclosure Help Book provided neither help nor a book. Escape My House had nothing to do with escaping any houses as he had none. Able Buyer is not able to buy anything. I Survived Foreclosure was true only in the very limited sense that Casey remained alive through the process. Millionaire By Christmas had nothing to do with becoming a millionaire, neither by Christmas nor any other time. My Foreclosure Story had no story to tell. Mortgage Elimination Man eliminated no mortgages and it's questionable whether the word "man" should apply to Casey in the first place. TrueCasey was anything but true. Island2012 has no island and no plan for getting one by 2012, or for that matter 2112.

Following in this grand tradition, I Am Fighting Foreclosure will not involve any kind of fighting, because that suggests actually doing something, which sounds suspiciously like work. We know what Casey thinks about that.

Difficult to disagree with that.

And that's the way things are here at FalseCasey HQ, where we're wondering if there'll ever be a summer.

Lisa and Her Tits are Hiding

2010-06-20T23:31:00.006-06:00

But not very well, as we'll discuss soon enough.

First an apology for our long absence and the dearth of posts in the month or two prior. Unfortunately, job troubles for one of us and a death in the family for another have kept us away from Casey and his idiocy for far too long. Not that we haven't been checking in from time to time, we just haven't had time for the detailed analysis and discussion for which our blog is famous. Rather than simply pass along headlines that have been generously made available by our friends at Camp Idiot, we have chosen silence. Now it is time for that silence to be broken.

LisaTits is back, though you would never know it if you were to Google her name, or at least the name we knew her by, which was Lisa Scifo, her married name.

The other day, she changed her name to Lisa Henry, or should we say she changed it back? It's obvious that Henry was her maiden name, a name she left behind when she married Matt Scifo and which she continued to use after he filed for divorce, they lost their house to foreclosure, etc. Knowing what she's up to now, Matt is probably quite happy to have his name back.

Her family should probably feel otherwise, as we will see later.

As documented over on Caseypedia, boyfriend and co-conspirator Mike Masterson has apparently moved the business in a new direction, which is the selling of "authorized user" spaces on unused credit cards. This is one of the older "credit repair" scams out there. For a fee, somebody will let you list yourself as an "authorized user" on their unused credit card account. You never get a card so you can never actually use the account, but it does show up on your credit record and in the past may have helped improve your score.

That is, until the credit industry figured this one out and instituted something called FICO '08, which initially planned to drop all "authorized users" from credit scoring entirely, and later restored them but to a much more limited degree designed only to enable members of the same household to share credit accounts and scores. A competing system called VantageScore has never considered "authorized users" to have credit accounts of their own. These days, anybody paying to be an "authorized user" of a stranger's credit card is in fact paying for nothing at all. Giving hundreds of dollars to the big-titted hustler and her chicken-incinerating co-conspirator is not likely to yield much.

The business must not be going all that well, because in addition to the "specials" linked above, the Executive Consultant Group LLC duo have also seen fit to offer a 10% off coupon, reproduced at the top of this communique. As one of the more astute commenters on CI noted: "Economy's so bad even the scammers are giving discounts."

Of course, it may even be worse than that. Remember how we said that Lisa's ex is probably glad to have his name back but her family might not feel the same way? It seems that by changing her name back, she's revealed all of them as well as Mike's family to public scrutiny. We won't get into the details because it has been so juicily and meticulously aired on CI and we prefer that you read it at the source, but it's great stuff. Among other things this information suggests pretty conclusively that the house where Casey's infamous "chicken incineration video" was shot probably did not belong to Lisa and Mike, rather it's Mike's sister's place and that in all likelihood her kids are the ones that Lisa claimed to be nannying in her Facebook profile some time back.

We also note that around the time of Lisa's name change, the company's crappy old website went blank and was replaced with the company blog from which the above coupon was copied. And not only one blog, but two, the second being merely a bad blogspot copy of the bad Wordpress blog that contains the original. It's so badly done we have to wonder if they actually hired Casey to do the work.

So there you have it. An amateurish attempt to hide from the editors of Caseypedia, the sleuths of CI and the mysterious denizens of CHC. Failed, naturally. But the attempt didn't just fail to address the bad publicity problem, as this piece, the comments on CI and the Caseypedia article will easily link Lisa Scifo, now Lisa Henry, Mike Masterson and the Executive Consultant Group LLC for the rest of eternity. The attempt has generated new interest by those parties who previously sought only to enjoy a quick intermission now and then courtesy of a photo of Lisa's funbags. As a result, both of their entire families have now been slimed as associates of their sleazy business.

There is only one right way to do business with Casey: not at all. There is only one right way to react to being outed: move on, forget it and do something else. Fighting it just makes it worse and scammers who don't crawl back under their rocks get what they deserve.

And that's the way things are here at FC HQ, where we're settling back in after too much time away.

It's Casey's Fault!!!

2010-05-15T18:56:00.003-06:00

And he admits it. In a way, but not really.

First, we're sorry to have been offline thorough much hilarity. We will attempt to look back and comment on some of what's transpired recently as we have the opportunity. Sadly, a grim family duty has been distracting us from commenting and at times even following things recently. Fortunately we are now, as Casey might say it, "back in the game."

We were immediately drawn to the minor discourse between himself and "Mike Gambino" on his "Casey Serin Daily Miracles" Facebook page. We'll dispense with the fact that Mike Gambino appears to be a tard, but instead focus on the good stuff.

Mike notes that:

"It's easy to decide we are victims of something else in the world, a lot tougher to take responsibility and be free of victimhood."

Casey responds that:

"This course teaches you to take responsibility for EVERYTHING that you perceive. The good, the bad and the ugly. Everything in my life is my fault! haha. Love it."

We find the subtle difference between the two somewhat illuminating as to what is or isn't going on in the mind of our boi wonder (or should that be "wondering boi?")

Mike speaks of "taking responsibility" which we think most intelligent readers would presume to be somehow related not only to assigning blame, but also to accepting the consequences and dealing with them. Casey wants to merely state that the blame is his, then having done this to move on and forget about it, because after all he's going to find some miracles to make things right or maybe not even make things right at all, because that's really not his problem.

And that's the way things are back here at FalseCasey HQ, where two months later there's still not much new in the Caseyverse.

It's a Bird... It's a Plane... It's... Mortgage Elimination Man!

2010-03-12T23:57:00.010-07:00

Yes, it's Mortgatge Elimination Man! Strange visitor from a third world shithole who came to Sacramento with powers and abilities of loosing houses far greater than those of mortal men! Mortgage Elimination Man, who can wreck the value of anything he touches, bend (and sometimes break) contracts with his bare hands, and who, disguised as Casey Serin, mild-mannered occasional valet-parker for a semi-great Sacramento restaurant, fights a never-ending battle for scams, injustice and turning America into third-world nation.

And now, another exciting episode in the Adventures of Mortgage Elimination Man!

YES. He's Baaaaaack!

And by the look of things, he's now restyled himself as "Mortgage Elimination Man," more than likely hoping to sell some of the otherwise freely-available "advice" about Mortgage Elimination, a scam that apparently begins from the presumption that money is not real, therefore the mortgage never really existed, therefore, it can just be eliminated. We're not sure what the proponents of this system propose to do about returning the house to the original owner from whom it was purchased with money that isn't real, but that's the kind of question that only details guys like us would ever be concerned about. (In fact of the matter, we wouldn't be concerned because we'd never let ourselves get into that situation in the first place.)

According to posts forwarded to us primarily from his Facebook Wall (to which we have no access), he seems to be:

Involved with Aaron Krowne, the current owner of the old IAFF site, and a true nutcase.
Still interested in pursuing the Island idea, and apparently has one supporter who has similar goals. Funding pending.
"Couch surfing" around Sacraemento, which we take to mean that he's not welcome at home, or at least not on terms that are acceptable to him.

There is also some evidence that he is planning to provide advice based on a "produce the note" strategy that has worked at times. If that's his plan, we have some bad news for him: First, most lenders have gotten much better about getting their ducks in a row, especially given the long current lead-times to foreclosure. Second many courts are denying that defense when it's clear that the problem is only a technical one, not a real question of note ownership. Third, and most important, we're moving to a new phase of the foreclosure crisis. When Casey lost his houses, the problem was in subprime. These were mostly crap loans given to crap buyers for crap houses and often the paperwork was crap. Today's foreclosures are much more focused on the prime interest-only or option-ARM loans that were typically better done, typically during a less frentic period in the market and were less likely to have been securitized, sold or reassigned, meaning the paperwork is in better shape. Finally, the word on this strategy is out there. Nobody needs to pay a lazy bum like Casey to "help" them with it.

But really, Casey's strategy is always the same, to the point where it's kind of boring:

Make fool of self on blog
???????
Riches and fame

Casey just hasn't figured out the second step yet.

We note that "mortgageeliminationman.com" has recently been registered.
[Note: within a few hours of our observation the site came live. Casey is still an idiot.]

We also note that morgtageeliminationman.blogspot.com and mortgageelimnationman.blogspot.com have been taken, the latter and maybe both apparently by Haterz™. The Haterz™ blogs, of course, are sure to be more entertaining than the real thing.

And that's the breaking news from FalseCasey HQ, where things are otherwise quiet on a Friday night.

Gone Again...

2010-02-10T00:19:00.002-07:00

Since the bankruptcy, Casey's gone once again.

The Island2012 idiot website is still up there, but with no sign of life, just the clock ticking down to Casey's ultimate fail.

And no other news coming from anywhere else.

So, we don't have much to say and won't be posting much until there's anything new or different. If you know anything, let us know. Anybody been by the Serin compound lately?

That's all we know here at FalseCasey HQ, where it's cold and been raining.

Thanks Son, We're Broke!

2010-02-01T18:42:00.008-07:00

The details are in and it's clear that the Serin parental units have filed a Chapter 13 bankruptcy petition and repayment plan, apparently to avoid foreclosure on their house, trampoline and Casey's guest cell in the basement.

Reading through the filings, it's tough to say how much of the amazing credit card debt is related to Casey, but we believe a significant proportion of it is. Obviously, we have no way of knowing whether it's that debt that pushed them over the edge, or whether it would have happened in any case. But its clear that a chapter in Casey and his family's life is now over. For now, the foreclosure proceedings against them have been stalled, maybe for long enough that his sister will be able to finish high school before they are forced to get out. Life will continue.

Sadly, life will also continue in a manner that allows Casey to mooch for the forseeable future, which is too bad.

The filings:

Bankruptcy filing and attachments

Repayment plan

Repayment order

And that's the way we are at FalseCasey HQ, where we still think it's better to rent right now.

Casa de-Serin Auction Tomorrow?

2010-01-31T17:37:00.006-07:00

Somebody posting on Walrus's blog mentioned that the auction for the Serin castle will take place tomorrow. We have not been able to confirm this, but apparently the requirement to post a notice doesn't extend to the requirement that it be posted in a place that is internet-accessible. The only way to get such information seems to be to subscribe to a real-estate listing service, and we're not really willing to spend that kind of money just to find out.

Anybody in Sacramento willing to take a trip to the courthouse steps tomorrow to check it out and report for us?

We suspect that the auction won't actually happen. If the Serin's have a brain among them (which, we guess, they may not) and if they've managed to avoid any advice from their malignant son, they will file for bankruptcy immediately before the auction and hold off the proceedings. In foreclosure capitals like Sacramento that's taking more than a year to work through the system these days.

And that's the way things are at FalseCasey HQ, where not much is going on.

MyParentsAreFacingForeclosure.com

2010-01-13T18:43:00.008-07:00

It looks like the end is near for the Serin family's property-owning days. According to the Sacramento Court records, the Notice of Default on their property has been changed to a Notice of Trustee Sale. This typically means that sometime in the next month the guy in the funny hat outside the courthouse will auction off the Serin home, just as he did with one of Casey's properties way back when.

We're not sure what Casey will do then. There has been very little leaking out about this and his Facebook wall has been invisible for some time. There was some discussion in some circles about the fact that Casey's debt was at least 10% of his parents' obligation, and while there's no real corroborating evidence, that seems about right to us. How it might be impacted by a parental bankruptcy is unclear.

Prior to going blank on Facebook, Casey also alluded to possibly traveling and leaving the country for a while. He was discussing WWOOFing as one possibility of getting to the island of his dreams, and also mentioned something about some guy with big plans for an island resort in Fiji who was going to hire him into a great "opportunity." It's unclear if any of this came together.

What is clear is that the Serin parents will be renters for a long time to come, probably in a more modest home which won't have space for a moocher in his own bedroom. Casey's future looks like it'll involve sleeping on the sofa in some 2-bedroom condo where his parents and younger sister each get a room and he gets told that he can have his own space when he gets a job and pays for it.

For Casey this will be a major disaster. Sleeping on the sofa will mean rising at a normal hour with the rest of the family. It'll mean no late-nite blogging and Facebooking. It'll mean no getting high and acting stupid. And it's now winter, so sleeping in his vansion in the inaccessible snow-covered foothills will no longer be an option.

It sucks to be Casey's family in the best of times. While we have our quibbles with the way they've handled the boi, we do wish them well through their hard times. It sucks even more to be Casey though, but at this point we find it difficult to wish him anything but the roughest of times as he has clearly earned them.

Finally, we wonder how Casey missed the opportunity to start a blog about all this?

And that's the way things are at FalseCasey HQ, where we're late but had to stick around long enough to pass this news along.

Nothing New

2010-01-09T23:03:00.004-07:00

We wish there were something to say, but there isn't. Casey has gone completely dark. Apparently he's not all that happy with the fact that his Facebook wall contents were leaking out even after he locked it down to "only friends," and has stopped posting anything of interest.

We have a tough time he's doing nothing, but we have no visibility as to what it is.

Anybody with an update, please let us know. If not, we'll keep on waiting. The boi just can't manage to avoid publicity, and we're sure he'll be back.

In other news, it seems that good ol' AngelTits herself has managed to sanitize her Google search records. We used to be ranked at #2, but she seems to have done some pretty miraculous sanitizing, eliminating both this blog and the Angel Lynn entry on CaseyPedia from any mention in the search results. In fact, it doesn't even come up if you Google "Angel Lynn Caseypedia." A bit thin-skinned are we?

There are some rumblings of a possible Haterzcon™ meetup in Utah in a couple of weeks, which usually just means BTC, Nigel and Funky get together for beers and act stupid. This wouldn't be surprising because BTC has been out there in January for the past two years and it seems to be a fairly normal occurance. However, we have no indication that Casey is planning to show up or that he would be welcome even if he could afford the bus fare to get there.

And that's the way we see it at the FalseCasey HQ, where the weather has been warm and so has the, um, "companionship."

It's Christmas!

2009-12-25T00:00:00.004-07:00

Casey is not a millionaire.

Again.

And we are.

Again.

And that's the way things are at FalseCasey HQ, where we're comfy and cozy while Casey contemplates homelessnes and living in a van.

Wrapping up for the year

2009-12-22T21:22:00.004-07:00

We just finished off the last client job for this calendar year and will be taking a break. However, unlike certain valet-parker entrepreneurs in Sacramento, we expect to be back after the first of the year.

Casey, of course, has decided to quit his valet-parking job, in order to travel the world, work and live free in a bunch of "eco-villages" he believes exist and are waiting for him, and of course blog about it. He has no idea what he's in for if he actually decides to live on one of those organic farms around the world. First, he'll find it's hardly free to get there, the accommodations are probably not up to his standard (isn't this the guy who whined that his first hostel in Sydney wasn't good enough because he needed a private room?) the work is hard and lasts much of the day, and there's no internet, if there's even any electricity.

We can't wait to hear about it.

But for now, we're happy to note that Christmas on the west coast will start in just over two days, and Casey once again appears to be nowhere close to being a millionaire.

And that's the way things are at the FalseCasey HQ, where we've cashed the last check, opened a good bottle, and are relaxing for a change.

Breaking News: Casey Goes Dark (again)

2009-12-16T16:11:00.004-07:00

Not sure what this means, but Casey's Facebook account has gone dark. His picture is missing and there have been no public updates.

We are not sure what this means, but prior experience indicates several possibilities:

1) He's pissed off at all the "negativity"

2) He's pissed somebody off and is trying trying to impress them with his ability to go offline.

3) Family have told him "go offline or move out."

In any event, it is extremely unlikely that he'll stay away for long.

And that's the way things are at the FalseCasey HQ, where we are thinking we should really get a new vehicle this month rather than next, while the sales tax is still deductible.

Casey Gets Closure

2009-12-14T19:57:00.008-07:00

Thanks to some Facebook sleuthing by one of our former acquaintences, we have become aware of Casey's recent desire to have some sort of "closure" with his ex-wife Galina.

You will of course recall that Casey's wife locked him out of their ~~home~~ rented bedrooms in her sister's place when he decided that taking a trip to Australia on about an hour's notice and leaving her penniless with bills to pay was a good idea. After that kind of debacle, most people would have presumed that all roads back were closed and that closure was complete, whether you liked it or not.

But not our boi.

Casey has desperately continued to wear his wedding ring, "the ring of hope" he has called it (the Haterz™ have termed it "the ring of fail™") thus clearly tagging himself as hopelessly hung up and thus unattractive to anybody else who might come along. He's commented repeatedly about getting "the one" back. He started the stupid Millionaire By Christmas blog, which from its very inception seemed designed around the idea of finally making good and thus winning Galina back, as if she were somehow paying attention to his blogs anymore. He blamed his divorce on outsiders "meddling" as rationalization for having been a jerk and then continued to dream that once the outsiders were gone, he could have another chance.

But lately things have changed. It's not clear what's prompted this, but Casey has been talking about moving on and achieving the desired "closure," about two years late. In fact, it made the top of his Christmas Fantasies List for the month. We have an inkling that there may be some other female lurking in the background and that the "closure" was perhaps a result of Casey realizing that there is more than one ~~stupid gullible victim~~ interested girl out there and that his continued pining for somebody who is obviously gone was perhaps not the biggest turn-on for somebody new.

This photo featuring the ring of fail is adeptly photographed on-location at the West Sacramento Ikea store, for reasons we have yet to understand, and is published with some commentary suggesting that a meeting took place with somebody over lunch at the store, leading to final closure:

... closure received. It is FINAL.

... there is a very profound meaning to all of the symbolism depicted. The time has come. I am moving on. Just like that.

... I am just so glad I did not allow anuone to pressure me into moving on before I was ready. I stood my ground, did a good amount of grieving and healing, kept holding on just in case, did everything I felt led to do, kept the door open for a possible reconciliation up untill the last moment. Well the time has come. The meeting over delicious Swedish meatballs at Ikea provided the final confirmation.

However, before moving on, Casey does have the opportunity to remind us what an artistic genius he is as well, and how great the future is for him. We find him continually tough to stomach:

... I would please ask my friends to be gentle with this area. I guess it IS all ultimately pretty funny but the wound is still healing. Thank u. This is the month to tie up all the loose ends and 2010??? I have NNNOOO IDEA what is coming next! The excitement and anticipation is becoming more intense with each day this month of December 2009

... some pieces of art and personal expression need not an explanation nor reason. Only it's creator knows and feels the meaning.

... I already AM an artist as I creatively live my life and express it through all kinds of ways -- from crafting business ventures to playfully blogging my lifestory, capturing the right moment via video/photography, etc. In which way do you express your creative artistic side?

We also can't quite understand the significance of Ikea in all this, though Casey does note that there is great significance to this photo. Did he and Galina buy some important piece of furniture there? Did they love the Swedish meatballs? Does she work there and he stalked her in order to have the conversation? Did he even meet with her, or was it a meeting with Galina's anonymous representative? Very confusing, even to those of us who have watched Casey for a while.

It should be noted that Casey went to great lengths to make this photo as it is. We have obtained the satellite imagery of the West Sacramento Ikea store:

The entrance to the store is in the upper right and that is where most cars are parked. The sign is in the lower left adjacent to the lot that is furthest from the entrance, closest to the loading dock and probably used only by employees or maybe people living inconspicuously in their vans.

To get the photo, Casey would have needed to be somewhere in the red circle adjacent to the sign, as shown in this image. Not a place most people would be, and unless you worked in the store probably not even an area you would normally be particularly aware of. Casey of course has had his reasons for seeking out inconspicuous parking lots in the past year, but we seriously doubt he took this photo there because that's where he's been sleeping.

Casey thinks he's being all cool and artistic and stuff for hiding stupid meanings in bad photographs. We still think he's a jerk, though obviously now a jerk who has achieved closure. Someday maybe he'll achieve a 10 year-old's maturity level.

And that's the way things are here at FalseCasey HQ, where we are hung over.

The Serin Family

2009-12-12T00:40:00.007-07:00

This image, captured from Casey's old flickr account, has been making the rounds over at CHC, or so we are told.

It is apparently related to some family photoshoot from a while back, which we are told also included some relatively normal images, or at least as normal as could be possible with Casey present.

Naturally, this image could not possibly come without some good -- and sometimes bad -- natured ribbing about the family, Casey, and everything else.

This was posted by an anonymous source:

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Serin Family.

The debts they aren’t counting,
From Casey’s blue-ball bouncing
They’re gonna get a trouncing.
The Serin Family.

Effite

Sweet

0% Complete!

So get a looser’s™ murse on.
A blog you can converse on.
God must have put a curse on
The Serin Family.

And that's the way things are here at FalseCasey HQ, where it is raining by the beach, snowing in the mountains, and we are considering a return to our winter lair in short order.

Casey's Christmas Fantasies

2009-12-06T00:12:00.004-07:00

We'd like to call these "wishes," as that would be more in the spirit of things, but really these are so absurd that even Walt Disney on acid would not have been able to come up with them.

In fact, even Casey can't seem to decide what they are. They started as "December Objectives" then "Christmas Wishes" and finally simply "For Christmas." As he notes below, tweaking is continuous but this is the latest snapshot forwarded to us by a fan:

Here is my Christmas wish list.

Just keep in mind, there may be some tweaking and refining, as I play with just the best words to use:

1. Closure/Reconciliation in a Key Emotional Area

2. Very Substantial, Pleasantly Unexpected, Perfectly Timed Financial Blessing

3. Confidence/Wisdom in New Leadership Roles

So there you have it. It's generic enough to prevent being too open/vulnerable, yet I know exactly what i'm referring to. And you might too.

The seeds for all this have been planted a while ago, and it's all now beginning to "sprout". That's why I've been more and more excited lately.

"Your Wish is My Command" -- through LOVE, Prayer and Gratitude.

Knowing I'm encouraged to ask whatever I want and most importantly, give thanks before it even comes, moves me into alignment towards the wanted outcome, and brings it into reality.

Thank You!

== DISCLAIMER==

Sorry if the way I talk about all of this is a bit... um, weird.

It is really nothing new. I've been instructed in this my whole life. I'm just now expanding my horizons a little bit and playing with new labels/words -- more generic, less loaded, more inclusive -- to see how it comes across. I'm taking a risk, here amongst my friends! I hope you understand me!?

Does any of this resonate with you??

Only if you FEEL it, please DO share and amplify.

Otherwise please remain silent and keep your LOLs to yourself. I'm just like a child in a world of fantasy and endless possibilities, playing with these ideas and having some fun. Please refrain from projecting your own doubt and limited perspective. I don't want it. I'm Sorry.

Also, please Forgive Me for offending you in any way through the way I describe things. Please take this as an opportunity to seek a closer relationship so we can compare notes and see any areas of disagreement and find common ground.

Wow, what a crazy/beautiful life this is!

Thank you in advance for your feedback.

Much love,

~ Casey Konstantin Serin

ANALYSIS

We will dissect this statement for our readers who may be less familiar with Mr. Serin and his words than we are:

Closure/Reconciliation in a Key Emotional Area

OK, we all know what this one is about. He wants his ex-wife Galina to come back to him. This will allow him to close the book on that nasty divorce thing and and reconcile with her. What he doesn't realize is that he's already got closure, in the sense that she has permanently closed the door to him ever speaking to her again. The only reconciliation yet to come is him reconciling himself to the fact that at this very moment she is writhing in an ecstacy she couldn't have ever imagined when she was with Casey, with some dude's tongue probing into areas Casey never could have imagined existing.

Very Substantial, Pleasantly Unexpected, Perfectly Timed Financial Blessing

This one sounds a lot like the Spanish Inquisition: Unexpected, except by those who have been watching for it.

It's one of the stupider examples of Casey's belief in things "manifesting" themselves just because he daydreams about them, which is what he's taken from "The Secret" and other similar garbage best-sellers. [A more appropriate lesson might be that if you really want something bad enough, you'll be willing to work your ass off to get it, and thus the real secret is to dedicate yourself to those things that you really, really want.]

And for the record, the next California Lotto jackpot is $36 million and we're going to buy in because one of us is Jewish and we're superstitious about multiples of 18. We expect that we have just as good odds of our $36m "manifesting itself" as Casey does with his ~~wishes~~ fantasies. In fact, we have better odds because we're going to buy $18 worth of tickets and Casey can't afford that many.

Incidentally, if wishing for something could miraculously cause it to manifest itself, then the hundreds of people who have been wishing for you to be in FPMITA Prison should have caused something to be manifested by now, don't you think?

Confidence/Wisdom in New Leadership Roles

Dude, last we heard you were scrubbing dishes or something like that. You don't have a leadership role except in your own mind as leader of a nonexistent group that is daydreaming about raising nonexistent dollars to buy you a nonexistent tropical island.

Further stupid comments and useless fluff

Only if you FEEL it, please DO share and amplify. - Ugh. More of his BS. Talk to me if you agree with me. Unfortuantely, he's lost any grasp on reality, so there's nobody to talk to him except for a few crazy people who have befriended him, pretty much all of whom appear to be complete trolls. Seriously, why would any of these hot women waste an instant of time with him except to entertain herself during those rare periods when nobody is vying to get under her desk to do her bidding. The only thing that's more phony than his "friends" is his own stupid act.

I'm just like a child in a world of fantasy and endless possibilities, playing with these ideas and having some fun. Please refrain from projecting your own doubt and limited perspective. I don't want it. - No, you're just like a really, really, lame, balding almost-30 guy who scrubs dishes and takes out the trash for a living, has no skills, no perspective, and no desire to hear that everything that he's pursued for his adult life has been a complete lie.

Please take this as an opportunity to seek a closer relationship so we can compare notes and see any areas of disagreement and find common ground. - So if we disagree with you we're supposed to seek a closer relationship and compare notes? We thought you just said that if we disagreed with you we should shut up. Which is it? We're confused.

Thank you in advance for your feedback. - OK. We think you're a moron. And you're welcome.

Buying an Island

2009-10-14T12:41:00.004-06:00

Sorry for the recent absence. A family emergency has left one of us unavailable and, well, sometimes you just gotta work to pay the bills, a lesson that maybe Casey can learn.

In any case, not much has happened. The island floated along, then went underground (underwater?) for a few days, then re-emerged with no sponsors and new claims of success.

Casey says he's now in the top page of results for the phrase "Buying an Island." He considers this a great SEO success. We suspect that, given the challenge, Caseypedia is likely to surpass him rather quickly.

Buying an Island, see it now.

And that's the way it is at FalseCasey HQ, where it is raining hard

Super Secret HaterzCon™ Picture

2009-09-25T23:54:00.011-06:00

First, let's be real. HaterzCon™ is nothing but a name for BTC, Funky and Nigel getting together and acting stupid. As anybody who was listening to todays bore-cast with Casey knows, they did exactly that. It turned out to be a good thing because their drunken ramblings were the only thing in the whole two hours that wasn't putting us to sleep.

But we have received a photo from a Mr. Bandit, who purports to have inside knowledge of the affair and who has included the attached photo of preparations for a Haterzcon™.

We're not certain, but we think the one with the torch and pleater jacket is meant to be Nigel, but he's obviously wearing a toupee. BTC seems like the type who would have gone for the shotgun. Funky is just plain too weird for us to try to figure out.

We also like the island touches in the background and of course the iPhone, which is a necessity for any solvent blogger.

And is that a Chatzilla window in the upper left of the screen? Are the haterz quietly communicating and coordinating or manipulating things behind the scenes? Is there a new "inner circle?"

Mr. Bandit has also provided the following, purportedly showing the refrigerator at some point near the start of the event, which may or may not explain the state of the threesome when they called in.

And that's the way things are from FalseCasey HQ, where we wish WE could be up in the mountains for Octoberfest tomorrow!

So Casey wants to sue us?

2009-09-23T19:47:00.003-06:00

Go ahead fucker, make our day!

You see, we have analyzed the coverage provided by that Pre-payed Leagle scam that you have bought into, and it doesn't cover filing lawsuits.

In fact, the coverage provided in California as part of the self-employed business plan that you said you got, is detailed here: https://www.prepaidlegal.com/Multisite/JSP/corp/corpplan.jsp?region=CA&plan=LPSE#bottom

Preventive Legal Services for your business

Talk to a Lawyer when you need assistance on business legal issues. You'll receive telephone consultations on an unlimited number of matters for business questions.
A maximum of three (3) letters written on behalf of your business to third parties each month. (State laws and contract provisions apply.)
Receive up to three (3) business contracts or documents of up to 15 pages each reviewed by your Provider Law Firm.

Other Legal Services for your business

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available at a 25% discount from the Provider Law Firm's corporate rate.

Which is a nice way of saying that all they'll do is write a letter for you if you have a complaint or an issue. If you want to sue, you still have to pay them a retainer, but they'll give you a 25% discount off their "corporate rate." Usually the way they work this is that their "corporate rate" is about 30% higher than their "normal" rate, so after getting the discount you're paying about as much as any other client.

Not that it matters much. You don't have enough to pay any rate.

And they won't even have much to say in the letter. You see, lawyers who make idle threats and false allegations don't stay in the lawyer business long. And there's nothing we have published here that is not either 100% verifiable fact OR 100% opinion, both of which are protected under the first amendment. The most they can say is "we don't like what you said about our client and would appreciate you taking it down." And we can toss the letter in the trash if we wish. You'd have to sue us to get any kind of enforcement, and as we said, you can't afford to sue even at the "25% discounted rate."

So kindly fuck off. You're a scammer and always have been. You have self-documented your scams and crimes starting with the iamfacingforeclosure blog and continuing through today. You have made no secret of the liar loans and the sleazy strategies used to obtain your credit. You have knowingly associated with individuals (Lisa, Mike, Anthony, Mark, Marty, etc.) whose scammy histories are plastered all over the internet, if only you had bothered to Google them.

Don't complain that you've been tarred with the "fraudster" brush. Your own conduct has been plain for everybody to see. As you noted on today's talk-cast, you are personally incapable of doing anything -- even anything illegal -- without broadcasting it to the world, and broadcast you have! You have earned your reputation. No legal team can reverse your own stupidity.

And that's the way things are at the FalseCasey HQ, where we are looking forward to the possible fireworks likely to emerge from this weekend's meeting of the Salt Lake Three.

Casey breaks the law again

2009-09-13T19:18:00.011-06:00

So, Casey has no problem computing and streaming while driving? That's what he seems to imply in one of his latest moronic videos:

"Is it illegal to drive with headset... maybe... hee hee heee... just tryin to have a good time.... maybe I'll find out later... who sez you can't stream while drivin'... hope I don't miss my turn here..."
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/2152812

He might want to pay attention to something going on around him from time to time. Hard to believe anybody living in California was not aware of this, because it got a huge amount of publicity around January 1st, including signs on the freeways and elsewhere:

The new Wireless Communications Device Law (effective January 1, 2009) makes it an infraction to write, send, or read text-based communication on an electronic wireless communications device, such as a cell phone, while driving a motor vehicle.

http://www.dmv.ca.gov/cellularphonelaws/

The law is fairly broadly written. If all he were doing was streaming with a camera that is set up before he started driving, that would probably be OK. But throughout his various streams he made it obvious that he was also checking the chatbox and even banning people while driving! This most certainly qualifies as "writing, sending or reading text-based communication."

Here is another great example where he clearly is leaning over to play with his laptop while behind the wheel in traffic:

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/2153590

And yes, he appears to have done it mostly when he was stopped or moving at low speed. But per the law, he is considered to be in control of the vehicle until he is safely parked and out of traffic. A red light doesn't cut it. "Low speed" doesn't cut it. "No other traffic on the road" doesn't cut it. Listen to his narration. He's yammering on and on about what's going on in the neighborhood he's driving through, making it clear that these are areas where pedestrian traffic is common.

He was behind the wheel, in an active lane and he was playing with his chatbox. Guilty!

His second infraction is the headset. Headsets are legal -- in fact they're required for cellphone use by a driver in California -- but are only allowed to cover one ear. His is a two-ear stereo model and the video clearly shows both earpieces in place over his ears. Again, Guilty!

[Edit: Here are the actual rules, for those of you who want to check for yourselves:

Requirement to use a hands-free device: http://www.dmv.ca.gov/pubs/vctop/d11/vc23123.htm
May not cover both ears with any device: http://www.dmv.ca.gov/pubs/vctop/d12/vc27400.htm
Prohibition on text communication: http://www.dmv.ca.gov/pubs/vctop/d11/vc23123_5.htm

- FC]

If he got into an accident and hurt somebody, he'd be paying it off for the rest of his miserable life. Not that he'd have much to pay it off with.

However, whoever owns the vehicle he was driving would probably be on the hook too. As Nigel knows from his experience with Casey a year ago, the boi is not exactly all that responsible about the vehicles he borrows. Maybe anybody who decided to lend him one for the afternoon needs to reconsider.

Of course, if he hurt or killed somebody we loved, he wouldn't have a chance to "pay it off" and neither would the owner of the vehicle. Whatever remained of their lives would be lived in excruciating pain. And we'd stream it.

And that's the way things are at FalseCasey HQ, where we can be thankful for a few brief moments that we are not anywhere near a place where Casey might be driving.

Island 2012 Project Is Dead

2009-09-07T22:57:00.003-06:00

Our buddy Casey last posted about the Island a week ago, when he commented on the 12 things he had to do. (How's the list going, by the way. Inquiring minds want to know.)

Since then he's consumed himself with planning his birthday party, something most adults rarely put more than a few minutes into. And of course, he's been hanging out with his new grifter friends.

We strongly suspect that by the time the party rolls around this weekend, the whole island idea will be on the back burner. He has two new "islands" on his mind and the money is likely to follow them.

The question is whether he'll actually get around to telling his assembled guests (who at last note include the big-tittled fraudseter herself) that he's dumped the whole island idea in favor of investing his money in some form of a scam.

We should note that it may or may not actually be a pay-phone scam. While these are not all that uncommon, it's quite possible that the twin hucksters (the one with her own twins, and the fat guy) have something else up their sleeves, or down their blouses, as the case may be.

We were thinking it could even be fun to show up to Casey's party just to meet her. We'd be interested in finding out exactly how far she would go if presented with a sufficiently valuable "mark." We suspect that a weekend sans-Mike in Tahoe would not be out of the question.

And that's the way it is at FalseCasey HQ, where idle thoughts like that are just idle, because we really have better things to do, and our friend Claire is far better endowed than either Lisa or Angel.

Reader Poll: Which pair would you choose?

2009-09-06T00:23:00.007-06:00

Angel:

- OR -

Lisa:

Casey apparently has little interest in either.

While the youth of the second set is clearly evident and the belly-button ring certainly gives her a certain sluttiness that we can appreicate, we nonetheless feel certain that good ol' AngelTits would give us a nice run for our money. Fake, firm, fabulous and more likely to be frustrated at home.

Your thoughts? Be open with your opinions as we will not be censoring this thread.

And that's the way it is at FalseCasey HQ, where a long fun day is coming to a close.

Casey just "invested" $10K in a pay-phone scam!

2009-09-05T17:32:00.016-06:00

You heard it here first.

In these these tough economic times, of course, pay phones are sure to regain all the ground they lost to cellphones in the past 15 years. They're going to the moon we tell you! That's why a budding excrapreneur like Casey would want to be involved.

Evidence at the following photo set:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sercasey/sets/72157622124556599/

If you are not a Casey Serin contact on flickr, please access this with the following URL, which includes a "guest pass" for the directory: http://flickr.com/gp/sercasey/N7oKn9&h=ac8b5ecc2bac1e6f07d2c5285ed269dc

Photo #2 in the set:

Photo #3:

The rest of the set is photos of him at his "friends" Mike and Lisa's place.

Lisa has particularly nice "assets" (No, we're not talking about the poor dog who is forced to live with people who are known associates of Casey Serin. Her other assets.)

Strangely enough Mike and Lisa run this outfit:

http://www.executiveconsultantgroupllc.com/

Who describe their business (Executive Consultant Group LLC) as follows:

Our company was formed to address this country's financial crisis and provide an innovative solution to fulfill our clients ever changing needs. Our concept is simple;

We work with you, one on one, to achieve maximum funding and in turn offer you high yield low risk investment opportunities.

Did you know that there are low risk investments available that yield as much as 20% per month?

Did you know that you can obtain large amounts of unsecured funding at low rates?

Putting these two winning solutions together can create an incredible passive income opportunity.

Let us create a custom proven plan that allows you to earn a passive income of at LEAST $5,000-$10,000 per month (keep in mind.....this is a minimum).

[The emphasis is ours. We know our boi!]

Yeah, that was our first thought too: "They sound like scammers."

And by the look of their incomplete and somewhat faulty website, fairly recent ones too. At least in this current incarnation.

As usual, Casey is going along. He's probably a great mark.

So why does a careful analysis suggest that he invested $10K? Mostly because that's just a bit less than his GSPG stock was worth when he sold it a few days ago. After setting aside $999 to be scammed by Sarah Prout (A scam we will dissect later), he'd have about $10K. In exchange he gets to go wine tasting with them for the day and hang out by their pool for a BBQ. You'd think he'd at least have gotten the opportunity to fondle Lisa's tits, but as we know from the whole Angeltits debacle, he's just not all that interested.

There's no other way for this to add up.

[And OK, we admit it. The whole "payphone scam" idea is very definitely a slim possibility. But Casey loves "foreshadowing" his activity with carefully placed hints in his photostream, so it's definitely fun to think about. Regardless of the nature of the proposition that Lisa and Mike are pitching to him, we suspect that it's designed to enrich them at his expense, and not the kind of "win-win" he always claims to be looking for.]

And that's the view from FalseCasey HQ, where there is still smoke in the air and we are amazed that Casey has most likely found a worse place to put his borrowed money than GSPG.

We've been out of it

2009-08-28T13:41:00.006-06:00

Believe it or not, there are some things going on in our lives that don't involve Casey, like the crazy hooker/pornstar/cokehead we've been nailing every night, while mostly still thinking about Angel's Big Fake Tits.

But we've taken note of TrueCasey's bizarre Island project, and just commented about it on his blog. We have no faith that he will actually publish it, so here it is, complete and unedited:

FC 12:36 pm on August 28, 2009

Well, We just did some math.

In order to accommodate all your sponsors, you will need to have a minimum of 501 rooms in the resort. Pretty simple math, the total number of days committed to sponsors in each cycle is identical to the number of dollars raised per month. 500,500.

There are 1000 days in each cycle.

500,500 (total room-days per cycle) / 1000 (days per cycle) = 500.5 (rooms)

Can’t build half rooms, so you need to make it 501. Plus you’ll need one for yourself. 502. And whatever other friends you want to invite. Maybe 510.

Realistically, you probably need even more, because you need to allow for the fact that at times some rooms will be closed for maintenance, and not everybody is going to perfectly “fit” into a schedule that has the place at 100% capacity all the time.

So, you need about 600 rooms. And that’s just to accomodate the people you have made a commitment to. If you want to offer rooms to others, it needs to be even bigger. Since you’re on an island, you’ll also need employee housing and other facilities, which will add to the cost of construction and maintenance.

And you expect to be able to operate this resort on an ongoing basis with your sponsor’s money. $500,500 per month. Oh yeah, you plan to take 10% for yourself, so really you’ll have $450,450 per month available to build and operate this place, or $750 per month per room.

Most mid-grade motels in urban areas spend that much! Most resorts spend double that or more! And most of those aren’t on islands where everything is more expensive.

And that’s just operating costs. Even if you sold every single sponsorship tomorrow, it would take a few decades to save up enough money to build a 600 room resort. Look at this: http://www.hotel-online.com/News/PR2003_2nd/May03_HotelWaterParkStudy.html

Yup, that’s right. Contruction costs for a luxury resort type hotel start at around $250K per room and go as high as almost $600K. And that’s in the continental US. Again, add more on an island. Dude, you’re looking at a “starting price” of about $150m to build the place and it’ll probably be more. Even allowing for interest on the money you’re collecting, it’s almost 20 years! You need to register Island2032.com quick!

Bottom line is your plan is not feasible.

It’s also illegal. You can’t tell people “you’re a sponsor” and at the same time say “you’re entitled to future use of the facility”. Either people are sponsors, in which case they have no rights to anything other than the advertising they pay for, or they are investors, in which case they have partial ownership in perpetuity (and you need a license to sell the shares and they need to be qualified investors), or they are customers who are pre-paying for some future service, in which case you are pretty much committing fraud, because there’s no reasonable way to deliver what you’re promising for the amount of money you’re asking people to pay.

Sorry Casey, the numbers for this plan just don’t work out. The legal structure doesn’t work out. Faith is not a viable plan.

And that's the way things are at FalseCasey HQ, where it's too fucking hot, the air is full of smoke and we really want this shit to end.

Casey's Gay

2009-07-14T23:42:00.004-06:00

There's just no other way to explain it, nothing else to be said, and no possible counterargument. He's flaming. A poofter. s'Fag. Fudgepacker. Sausage swallower. Come up with a name for it, and he's that too.

He's also closeted, self-loathing, self-righteous and all the other worst possible traits that can be found in somebody who appears to be spending every waking hour trying to deny who he is.

If it weren't so hysterically funny, it would be sad.

And that's the view from FalseCasey HQ, where we find that there's still nothing wrong with that.

Jiggle, Jiggle, Jiggle

2009-07-08T16:32:00.007-06:00

There's not anything really exciting on the Casey front.

Brother Steve's blog keeps going, and there was a post today that we will comment on later. Casey shows up from time to time but thinks he shouldn't have to put up with the Haterz™, as usual.

But we love Big Fake Tits around here, so we can't help but point back to a really nice source of jigglies back in Casey's old neighborhood.

We also note that the bike store logo strongly resembles the feeling we get anytime we think much about Casey's former associates. Especially blondie in that low-slung top.

And by the way, please don't bother emailing us about this. We've removed anything from this blog that is not 100% verifiable, and a whole lot of stuff that is verifiable but which we decided wasn't really all that appropriate. Since you and your colleage seem to feel that "marketing" and "showing our tits" are synonymous, you can't expect not to be called on it. Sorry. If you're concerned about this, you might start by using photos that aren't designed to emphasize your chests.

And that's the view from FalseCasey HQ, where we are so glad Michael Jackson is off the radar screen for a few days, but can't help but think that things will get wild again when they finally reveal where he's been buried.

Gone Again

2009-06-21T16:17:00.003-06:00

And this time rather surprisingly and shockingly.

We suspect a family "surprise" awaited him in his email box or voicemail when he got away from his weekend soiree with buddy Christshippie.

The routine is familiar. Everything gone, including his flickr, videos and blog.

The only surprise is the speed of it happenning, just shortly after he approved some blog comments, thus the suspicion that whatever happened hit him fast and hard.

He'll be back. Then gone. Then back. Then gone...

In the meantime, check out Brother Steve's blog.

And that's the way it is at the mobile FalseCasey HQ, which is moving west again tomorrow.

OK, he's not gone...

2009-06-09T17:12:00.003-06:00

We could only have wished.

BloggerCasey is already back. He's claiming that he had to leave his former situation because "it's no longer a win-win."

This should hardly be a surprise. Casey's definition of a "win" is something that brings attention to him, regardless of the cost in personal reputation, credit, cash or business failure that may be foisted on somebody else. From Casey's perspective, the project could only be a "win" if he could make it all about him and bring along his usual legion of Haterz and other hangers-on.

A normal businessperson's definition of a "win" would be a website/blog that does not attract undue attention from people who are not part of the target market, does not seek to make one of your minor employees a star, and most certainly does not bring yourself, your cleavage, or your family to the attention of a bunch of rabid trolls from places like CampIdiot.

Thus, Casey's definition of a "win" is completely incompatible with anything he might ever be asked to do for a real business.

Now, we might have issues with his previous boss, or find something to like about her cleavage, or for that matter might feel that her entire profession is nothing but a legalized monopoly that should be broken up as anticompetitive. In fact, we tend to think all of the above things. But we don't believe her to be the kind of idiot who would believe that anything that could be a "win" for Casey could ever be a "win" for her. So he's gone, and now he's back, on his own.

And in his usual form, he's unemployed and babbling on about how he's going to finally capitalize on all his "experience."

Sadly, it's tough to capitalize on an experience base that includes only failure.

And that's the view from FalseCasey HQ, which will be moving shortly.

Casey's Gone

2009-06-08T23:56:00.004-06:00

It seems that his firing is for real. This may be the first time in history that Casey has managed to actually throw himself under the bus, though clearly there has been collateral damage to his various associates.

Information we have received suggest that the idea to engage the Haterz™ was entirely his, and was done before he received any permission or even discussed it with his boss. She was dragged in to his world with no prior understanding of what was about to happen, no opportunity to evaluate whether it was a good idea, or even the chance to research what had happened to everybody else who had become a known associate of Casey's, as has been thoroughly documented on Caseypedia™.

As has been noted by others, Casey started two personal blogs last month: BloggerCasey which was all about him, and his boss's blog, which in the end also turned out to be all about him. He sold her a bill of goods and she's paying for it.

As Nigel noted the other day on CHC: "Casey's problem is he blogged about it. He reached out to key people like WWTF and others to make sure everybody knew he was coming back. He went on the talkcast and brought Angel with him. He created BloggerCasey and opened comments. Haterz didn't do any of this. This was all his doing."

Casey is poison because he can't turn off the "I/ME" switch in his head that makes him convinced that every project he's involved in has to involve him as the frontman. As a result, he ends up sabotaging everything he touches.

Our advice to him: Recognize that 99.9% of what you do in the world is not about you. It's about getting stuff done for somebody else. Keep your own name out of it. For everybody else's sake, if not your own.

And that's the view from FalseCasey HQ, where the sun finally came out this afternoon.

A Private Conversation

2009-06-03T14:52:00.003-06:00

Between Casey and Galina, as "interpreted" by one of the freaks over at CaseyHaterz™:

Casey: Galina before you blow me please put on this fake moustache.

Galina: Anything you want dear. I'm here to please my man. But why don't we ever go all the way?

Casey: Because God told me that we weren't ready.

Poetry

2009-06-02T19:57:00.008-06:00

The Haterz™ have been driven to poetry while awaiting Casey's next move. Here are some of our favorites (More will be added as appropriate):

I bought eight houses, I felt real good
I wanted to fix them, flip them I would
But I overbought and lost everything on a bet
Lost my wife, my dignity and piled up the debt
Now all I got is an RV and my tail between my rear
Lost my job and dammit I ain't a queer!

This house on Muncy, owned by a fool
Needs a stick poked in the pool
And one that will the mortgage pay
That is perhaps not quite so gay.

Tits. I bought them. Now they're mine.
For my business they're sublime.
I've no real skillz, I'm just a hack,
but that doesn't matter 'cause I've got my rack.
I get exclusives on properties,
by giving them a little tease.
And with great ease I can sell a house,
by showing up in a low-cut blouse.
Without my big fake boobs I'm lost.
They're worth every penny that they cost.
Who could have guessed I'd take a fall,
when I hired the biggest boob of all?

Authors' names withheld to protect the guilty

Casey's Boss Comes to Her Senses

2009-06-02T13:52:00.011-06:00

All evidence of Casey has been expurged from her blog. True, a few pictures remain, but nothing that would show up if you searched on his name. Even the former reference to the "Staff Blogger" is now gone.

It seems that being a Real estate broker, even one with huge fake tits, doesn't make one so dim-witted as to not realize how toxic Casey is or how badly you can get hurt by associating your name with his.

And that's the way things are at FalseCasey HQ, where we're anxiously awaiting the next eruption of Caseyness, which will most likely hit us when we least expect it.

Oh My, What Have We Started?

2009-05-27T15:29:00.006-06:00

Our little blog was of course created as a response to the old TrueCasey debacle.

We now have a new contender. BloggyCasey has appeared, apparently a creation of our old CH.C buddy, BadjerJim.

And with CHJTS's unwanted reappearance, we now have yet another blog to ridicule, and have heard rumors that a group of known haterz™ are about to launch one.

We could wax poetic about the fact that this is the original Casey Serin parody blog, but that would be the kind of thing that CHJTS would do, and we're not so concerned with getting credit as we are with ridiculing his ridicule-derserving antics.

So... Anybody interested in something else? Black Casey running MillionaireByKwanza.com? (Discussing the role of the white man in holding him down.) Or maybe MyShortSaleSeductress.com? (The author could focus on techniques for closing short sales through use of your large, fake tits.)

The possibilities are endless.

And while we realize this might steal our thunder somewhat, we are sufficiently amused to be happy to see such things developing.

And that's the view from FalseCasey HQ, where we wonder why nobody can make a mountain bike bottom bracket that lasts more than a year anymore.

Silence

2009-05-26T13:34:00.008-06:00

There's been nothing new since our boi Casey was apparently taken out to the woodshed by his short-sale specialist boss, sometime late last week.

All that has happenned is that he has removed pretty much all comments from her blog as well as his BloggerCasey fiasco, and shut up completely.

We think this is not over here, but who knows? He mentioned something about a financial decision that needed to be made soon, and we suspect that he's running scared. Perhaps he's caught between the desire to blog free and the need to have a paycheck this month. In which case, we say "welcome to the real world Casey," as this is the kind of choice pretty much all of us need to make from time to time.

We strongly suspect that his role has been clarified as "office assistant who also managed the blog and replaces toner cartridges," not "full-time blogger and comment moderator."

Eventually he'll break out. He can't stand not having the publicity.

And we're waiting, watching the blogs (with scripts blocked, of course) and biding our time.

And that's the way it is at FalseCasey HQ, where things are really slow today.

A Bit About Metrics. And Fake-Titted Bosses.

2009-05-23T02:44:00.017-06:00

A time will come in your life when you are asked by your fake-titted short sale specialist boss to do some sort of project. Maybe it involves a website. Maybe it involves some sort of business process. Maybe it involves some other measurable business deliverables.

Part of what you will almost always be asked to deliver are the metrics that show how your little project is performing. Is it being used? Is it being used well? Who is using it? How often? How does it compare to the old way of doing things? etc.

These are all valid business questions, and you need to answer them in order to justify your existence and your salary (or flophouse, free van parking or whatever else you may be getting as compensation).

In today's automated world, you may be tempted to automatically collect the data and provide your boss and everybody else who may be interested with easy access to it all, so they can figure out for themselves what's going on and not constantly be asking you for all sorts of annoying reports and analysis. It is often easy to do, and if you do it, you'd have far more time to goof off, go to Starbucks and post messages on Facebook or wherever.

You will be tempted to do this.

You should not.

First, all of those annoying reports and queries they ask you for are a good source of long-term employment. You need to look out for #1, and that's not your employer. They won't fire you if they need you to produce TPS reports.

Second, and more important, you never, ever, ever want your boss or the general public to have direct access to data generated by your project. Because they may not interpret it the way you might hope they would.

By providing them a link button like this one:

You in fact encourage them to click on it.

You don't want to do that.

No, we're serious. You don't.

Forget all the bullshit about transparency, reality, "being organic" and all the rest. It doesn't apply. You don't want to do that.

That's how you get screwed.

You see, there is probably amazing data behind that silly little button that could make you look really great if you just had the opportunity to analyze it yourself, set aside the pieces that really aren't important to what you want to show, import the rest into an Excel spreadsheet, slice it and dice it a bunch of ways then put it all into a 20-page Powerpoint which is sure to wow them (or at worst, put them to sleep) at the next staff meeting.

But, as we said, by putting that button there you encourage your boss to click on it. And eventually she will. Hopefully she'll see a nice little picture of all the happy people using the cool little tool you built for her:

Hopefully she'll stop there. The problem is, she probably won't.

She might continue her little bit of fact-finding and discover that the vast bulk of the people who seem interested in her cool little tool are nowhere near her target market, and many of them not even in the same state or country:

Or, she might decide she needs a better understanding of how people found about about the cool little tool you built her, and discover that they're getting to it in ways she never imagined:

Maybe she'll even continue her research, trying to find a few more details about where all these new and supposedly interested people you attracted are coming from. Only she'll discover that rather than being generated by some positive impression you created, the primary motivator for all the attention her business is getting is a bunch of lunatics who are also taking every opportunity to call her a dim-witted, fake-titted bitch who really needs to learn how to park her obnoxious vehicle.

And that is when that big spurt of juicy activity you were hoping to impress her with:

Becomes as meaningless, irrelevant and unproductive as every other spurt you have ever created in your life. (To say nothing of it having led you to a false sense of accomplishment.)

Which is how, in a matter of minutes, you can go from being "Marketing Director" to "barely employed printer maintenence boi."

So do us and yourself a favor. Collect all the data you want. The more you have, the more ammo available to justify yourself. Then make sure you're the only one who can use it, because there's no sense in giving ammo to somebody who may find reason to use it for shooting at you.

And that's the view from FalseCasey HQ, where we are decidedly unsurprised at the unfolding of events.

Learn to Park, Bitch!

2009-05-21T18:43:00.014-06:00

Yup, that's our favorite Sacramento Fake-titted Caseyboss and short sale specialist, parking her Infiniti sport-bling-vehicle in front of the 9645 Sea Cliff Way house. Note her parking on the wrong side of the street, because parking on the other side of this minor suburban road and walking across, or just turning around, would have been too much trouble. Note her parking in front of a fire hydrant, because, well, we can't find a single plausible justification for that except for simply not giving a shit.

We could be cynics and suggest you also note the license plate on her car and key it if you ever come across it anywhere. But Casey would call us mean. Waaaah!

Also, are we the only ones who find it amusing that the street is "Sea Cliff Way?" Isn't this Sacramento? Isn't the ocean about a hundred miles away?

And you need a locksmith to change out a cylinder on an el-cheapo original lock? How about learning to do something useful for yourself? It's a two minute job for anybody with a screwdriver.

And that's the way it is here at FalseCasey HQ, where we're still waiting for the UPS guy to show up.

Nice to know they understand their own market...

2009-05-19T16:10:00.009-06:00

Casey, writing on behalf of his real-estate huckster boss, has posted a video by "Buyer Brad" and notes that:

Brad is fighting multiple offers trying to buy a house in Sacramento in the sub 200K price range. Is the market heating back up or what?

Brad also tells us a little bit about the tax credits he is taking advantage of. Maybe the tax credit is the that's the reason for the activity.

TrueCasey then quizzically asks:

Anybody else experiencing this?

It is sad that he and his sugar-mama don't realize how stupid they look.

After all, this trend has been reported on quite widely, especially since the latest tax credits became law. In the hardes-hit areas (which include all of Sacraento), prices have declined to the point where buyers are coming in. The tax credits are also big enough that in the sub-$200K market, they really make a difference.

Of course, employment is still a shambles, especially in government-heavy places like Sacramento (we voted against the latest tax increases this morning, meaning that more layoffs in CaseyTown are virtually assured), there are still a ton of option-ARMs out there that have not yet reset which will over the next year or two, and the higher-priced regions are just now beginning to feel the real pinch and are likely a 12-18 months behind.

But, back to the main point, none of this is real news. Even the mainstream press has caught on to this, as evidenced by this piece in the LA Times this morning.

But Casey is wondering if this is really going on and whether anybody else has noticed.

Nice way to tell your clients that you know less about the market than anybody who just reads a newspaper occasionally.

We wonder if he even bothered checking with his boss before posting this drivel, supposedly on her behalf. We suspect, that as usual, he didn't.

And that's the view from the FalseCasey HQ, where we are pondering the words of arch-villan Ernst Stavro Bloefeld regarding Bond-girl Tiffany Case: "If only they were brains."

TrueCasey Photo?

2009-05-19T00:03:00.004-06:00

The following photo was forwarded to us from an anonymous source. It is claimed to be an original photo of Casey outside Nigel's house last fall, after being kicked out for disappearing with Nigel's car and going to dinner.

We have no idea if this is true, but it does sort of give that impression.

We will have more to say about this evenings abbreviated HaterzCast in short order.

And that's all that's going on at the FalseCasey HQ, where no earthquakes have happenned, at least not in the past 24 hours.

Casey has an accomplishment!

2009-05-14T19:58:00.003-06:00

He has managed to post a photo to a blog!

Yup, after months of absence, our snowflake has returned, now as "Angel's promoter", who is running a blog on behalf of former tanning salon receptionist turned real-estate salesperson (she doesn't have a broker's licence), Amber Lynn.

And here is his great success.

Give us a break!

We would like to say more about the brief appearance of his flickr photostream, the even briefer appearance of his latest personal blog at bloggercasey.com, and his flip-flopping on multiple items already. But we were away and this all happened so fast that it's already ancient history in the CaseySphere.

In any case, it looks like we'll have something new to watch for a while, BTC has scheduled a Talkcast for Monday, and hilarity is likely to ensue.

We will have something to say if there's something worth saying.

For now, that's the view from the FalseCasey HQ, where spring is in bloom.

Millionaire By Christmas: 0% Success

2008-12-24T22:28:00.004-07:00

Earlier today we sent the following email to TrueCasey:

From: FalseCasey
To: TrueCasey
Subject: Merry Christmas!

Are you a millionaire yet?

We were just wondering.

False Casey

No response has been received. We will update if that situation changes.

And that's the situation at FalseCasey HQ, where this latest CaseyFail™ is now official.

Going to wrap up here for now

2008-11-04T00:09:00.004-07:00

We may post from time to time, and certainly will be back within seconds if Flippy chooses to return, but for now there doesn't seem to be much to say about the subject and we should return to normal business. The contents of this blog will remain indefinitely.

We believe that TrueCasey will return, probably within six months. Feel free to put down your predictions below if you wish.

It is likely he will find something that will allow him to get out of his parents' place and as soon as that happens, he'll be online again. It's his pattern and short of being thrown in jail, nothing will change that fact.

For now, all his blogs are closed, his videos gone, his talkcasts removed and even his photos no longer available. If anybody is in the Sacramento area and tracks him down, let us know.

And that's the view from FalseCasey HQ, where we thank you all for giving us this brief opportunity to inform and entertain.

Official TalkCast Thread

2008-10-30T17:20:00.002-06:00

Going to open up this thread for comments on and during the TalkCast.

Feel free to have your say here.

Final TalkCast! Tomorrow! (Thursday)

2008-10-29T23:43:00.003-06:00

Our friend BTC informs us that due to popular demand he has decided to host a final 'cast of the Casey saga before the dim-witted flipper flips the switch and disappears into the ether again.

Thursday, October 30, 6pm Pacific time (9pm Eastern)

http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/30589

It is neither a Haterz or a Supporterz 'cast. It is open to anybody who wants to say hello, goodbye or make a few comments. BTC is going to keep things short, reasonably friendly and not let anybody drone on. Comments will be open and he says he'll go as long as people want to.

As always, we will be listening anonymously, but will reserve our comments to this space. An open comments thread will be made available shortly before the talkcast starts.

TrueCasey Pulls the Plug

2008-10-29T16:51:00.005-06:00

Well, It seems that TrueCasey is pulling the plug. We believe it's the bottom of his latest manic/depressive cycle and he'll eventually reconsider, but financially it'll be tough for him, as we know this will mean moving home, and it's been pretty reliably stated that he won't have any internet or blogging access if that happens. He will probably need to get some sort of a real job, whatever he can qualify for.

He also will probably have to deal with whatever food mommy can put on the table. There is likely to be a major belt-tightening in the Serin household and visits to Whole Paycheck just aren't going to be part of the deal.

In fact, there could be a perfect storm of disaster for the Serin household. His mom works for the local school district at a time when major education cutbacks are a virtual certainty. Nigel has reported that TrueCasey's dad also works for the state, in some kind of engineering capacity. While school districts and the state tend not to lay people off completely during crisis, they often cut back hours and pay less at least temporarily.

Add to the possibility of diminished household earnings the additional burden of TrueCasey and his $65,000 in debt. We note that in this regard, TrueCasey is lucky that his debt is on business cards. Personal cards must charge a minimum of 4% of the balance, which would be about $2,600 per month! Only his brother's car-rehabbing business is not dependent on the state budget, but could be impacted by recession as well. (Possibly to the better though, smart used-car guys can do well when times are bad!) And of course, it's unlikely that his parents would be able to refinance their house at this point to pay off the high-interest debt. Even if there is equity in the house, there's unlikely to be enough, and financing is rough. Maybe next year.

Things for TrueCasey certainly look bad right now. He has been warned many times over the years, and has continued to believe that the OPM is endless. Now he has hit the logical conclusion that one arrives at when starting from that premise. Inevitably, he has retreated into religion, conspiracy theories and all sorts of other odd beliefs to convince himself that:

1. It doesn't matter
2. It wasn't his fault
3. It'll still be allgood

It's a sad but predictable end. We cannot be joyful, but we can be satisfied that it's likely over and from this maybe a better Casey will emerge. Maybe his family will toss aside their religious convictions and Soviet-era distrust of mental health professionals and get him the help he needs. Maybe somebody else will. We wish him well, but doubt the next few years will be fun for him.

As an aside: We note that TrueCasey states he's given up on finishing the book.

Sort of odd, considering that CHJTS stated just a few days ago that "I have read Casey's e-book and I will tell you it is a nearly complete guide of foreclosure, exit strategies, and common sense advice on what to do. Yes it is rough around the edges (lots of edges), but with some massaging, proof reading, and editing, it will be a hit and will be an extremely resourceful guide to anyone and everyone needing assistance with foreclosure problems."

Sounds like he was reading something that the author states was never written. Nice going CHJTS!

And that's the way it is from FalseCasey HQ, where we believe that despite today's bummer of a closing hour, a temporary bottom has been put in and there's a month or two of gains to come for those who can position themselves carefully.

TrueCasey is Succeeding! (At becoming irrelevant)

2008-10-28T00:14:00.003-06:00

We note that TrueCasey may be achieving his first and possibly only success.

He is successfully getting rid of the haterz™. Of course, the cost is that he is getting rid of pretty much any audience he ever had or ever will have.

100% Success!!!

Sadly for TrueCasey, and happily for the rest of us, there is only a small audience for the type of bizarre content he is passing on. And since he is not creating anything new, just passing along stuff that is available for free elsewhere, he won't generate any money by doing it.

Soon enough, he'll be forced to return home. Forget the dumb ideas about living in vans, being a "perpetual traveler" or any other such crap. Those solutions require a lot of smarts (if only streetsmarts) which TrueCasey lacks. And his stated inability to deal with any lack of normal creature comforts clearly disqualifies him from living this life, no matter how much he might talk of it.

His choice will be to go home and live with his parents' rules. No semi-vegan living at somebody else's expense. No more of mom doing his chores for him, or paying his sister to clean his toilet.

TrueCasey will fade away. Made irrelevant by his own failure to work at being relevant and his more and more desperate efforts to find something "special" for him to do that will allow him to somehow be different, unique, better or more successful than others, with little to no effort required.

Like many such scoundrels, he has no retreated into convincing himself that it doesn't matter. The world will soon end and his God will save him. Like the hero of The Tartar Steppe (which we refered to a few days ago), TrueCasey will probably spend much of his life waiting for the event that could prove his worth, but will probably never happen.

In the meantime, unless he decides to live in society as a productive member of society, his only value will be as a source of entertainment for some and a warning to others.

And that's the view from FalseCasey HQ, where tomorrow's stock market isn't looking much better, but the hope for a turnaround Tuesday is always there.

TrueCasey has Become Boring

2008-10-27T11:55:00.005-06:00

Apparently he's recorded about half a dozen podcasts, most of which are actually rebroadcasts of somebody else's podcasts, which he probably appropriated without permission, but it's OK because he's part of their cause, etc...

Most of it is more of the conspiracy "troother" crap that he's been pushing lately. Having failed to monetize his lack of real-estate experience with an online community, he's now planning to monetize his lack of any kind of survival experience into a survivalist community. Unfortunately, as his own actions suggest, there's plenty of this out there already and plenty of guys with knowledge doing survival stuff. Everything from "AR15.com" to "Armchair Survivalist" already exists for the individuals who care to indulge in this. How a guy who can't survive without organic produce from Whole Paycheck is going to provide anything of use to anybody is beyond our comprehension, but that much is true for just about everything TrueCasey has ever done.

We think TrueCasey is getting close to the end. His shiny penny stock has moved up closer to two cents than one cent where it was a week ago, but he's still hopelessly screwed on this one after the taxes come due. He has made no progress on any sort of product that can be sold or offered to anybody who will pay for it. He most certainly doesn't have other income streams because people don't hire people who live in motels and blog about their colons. He'll have no choice but to move home, and has made it clear that "home" now equals "get a job and contribute your fair share, and by the way, eat our food or figure out how to pay for your own..."

Ultimately, we believe that TrueCasey really believes he is interesting and has something interesting to say. He has often commented on his "need to tell his story," but fails to recognize that anything interesting about his story ended over a year ago. The only thing that keeps him in the spotlight is his willingness to be a clown and to be hated. Take away the hate, as he has, and replace an open forum with a moderated and podcasted one, and there's no longer anybody interested. We certainly can't be bothered to listen to his inane ramblings.

And that's the way it is at FalseCasey World Headquarters where we're getting a slow start to the week, but at least we're awake which is more than we can say for TrueCasey.

TrueCasey "Sink or Swim" Coming to Close

2008-10-24T13:10:00.006-06:00

Our friend WeWantTheFunk has again written a beautiful analysis of the TrueCasey situation. We are reliably informed that he has given us permission to reproduce it here.

Let's evaluate the highlights in Casey's progress towards his 30-day goal, shall we?

Oct 4: Sink-Or-Swim declared.

Casey has $1000 in credit left, $300 in PayPal, $100 cash, and owes $65,000 on his cards.

Originally Posted By: FlippyHowever, my best shot right now is to parlay my foreclosure experience from the last 2 years into a profitable Foreclosure Help business through selling ebooks/info-products, referring services, etc. It fits into my goal of building passive income and I’m passionate about helping people.

30 days? Letsdoit! Itsallgood!

Oct 6: 7ForeclosureMistakes ebook ready for download.

Casey eventually gives up and just lets anyone download it for free. It's basically a laughable POS that's two years out of date and terribly written besides. He wants everyone else to proof and edit it for him for free.

Oct 7: Casey gets serious about earning money by putting up his Truth page.

Later changed to "Conspiracy," then "Conspiracy" with "and truth" cleverly concealed in the background. Black helicopters fail to swirl around and drop money on his motel room, but someone has to be a non-brainwashed news source, and it may as well be Casey. Responsibility lies heavy upon his shoulders.

Oct 8: Casey tweaks the sidebar, blogs about it.

Somehow, it generates no passive income. Casey is baffled.

Oct 10: Fraudcast! Barbeque!

Casey and Christsdummy do a talkcast on the eve of the Goldspring barbeque. Eager supporters fail to rush to the coffeehouse to press money into his hands.

The next day, Casey ambles off to Virginia City to avoid eating at a barbeque hosted by Goldspring. Transportation and lodging fail to be eclipsed by the income generated. GSPG continues to tank in the following weeks, despite having painted most of their equipment purple.

Oct 14: Ebook ~~Rought Draft~~ ~~Placeholder~~ Preorder goes on sale!

The end result of months of work and a $65,000 investment of OPM is quickly leaked, and Haterz™ laugh themselves paralytic. $50 buys you a 19-page pamphlet that lacks a single word about avoiding foreclosure. It could easily be condensed to six pages. Most of it a sales pitch trying to convince the gullible to support his future endeavours. Casey is very proud of the cover, but apparently has never heard of a Photoshop layer mask, as the seascape just fades into the house and makes the whole thing look stupid. Casey claims to sell one at $50; at that rate, it will take him only two months to pay for one month at his present burn rate. No further sales materialize, and Casey later publicly doubts that he will work on it any more. 0% success for Casey.

He also feels overwhelmed. In other news, life is hard.

Oct 16: Talkcast the second

Surprisingly, the next talkcast still fails to make him any money. He defends his ebook, and claims (in a conversation with me) that he doesn't care if it gets leaked because people who want to support him will still buy it. No one stands up.

Comments on TC are disabled, and he blogs into a howling vacuum.

Oct 20-21: Truther and other drivel

Truthiness as an income generation tool has yet to prove itself, as Casey pontificates about Obama, survivalism, and blogging; strangely enough, no one pays him to do it.

Comments are turned back on, but only happy, positive, supportive things that tell him how brilliant he is will be allowed. Comments stating otherwise are deleted, unless they are couched in acrostics.

Oct 24: Hallelujah!

Casey seeks income at a 3-day church conference. Though he witnesses other miracles, God fails to provide. Perhaps his faith is not strong enough. He claims that the $89 fee was paid months ago, and his only costs have been food. He will return to Sacramento on Saturday, the 25th, leaving him approximately ten days to get his Foreclosure Help business to generate sufficient passive income to pay for another month in the motel plus gas and living expenses. He had better find some more church conferences to attend, more truthiness to blog about, and hold more talkcasts if he expects to do all that and pay off his credit cards Anytime Soon™.

Score as of Oct 24: Ebooks sold: 1 Info products sold: 0 Referrals to services: 0 Passive income: 0 People helped: 0

Sweet!

TrueCasey is a Loon

2008-10-22T11:48:00.003-06:00

If you haven't been over to TrueCasey's blog, don't bother.

He's spent his last two posts passing on information about the coming new world order, "fake" money, 911 conspiracies, etc. Much of the material he passes on for "education" is racist, anti-semetic and arguably un-American. We choose not to partake.

Now, we will be the first to note that the current international monetary and fiscal systems are hardly sound, and a return to sanity will be painful. But TrueCasey has jumped off into the deep end.

However, we note that this is consistent with TrueCasey's behavior. We have noted in the past that he has always looked for a way to rationalize his behavior, and even more so, has looked for reasons why his dumb behavior is actually "right" and will be redeemed in the end. He continues that now, going to even more ridiculous extremes. His new gurus are the survivalists and troothers. His new rationale for running up debt and failing to acquire a life is that it doesn't matter, the system is going to collapse and it'll all be worthless. Naturally, he never stops to think that even if bad things come to pass, having worked for a while will allow him to stockpile food or whatever, or buy gold coins, or do whatever else he needs to do to be prepared.

We suggest that TrueCasey read a book called The Tartar Steppe, which is also addressed in Taleb's masterpiece The Black Swan. Without giving it all away, it centers on the life of a young military commander, sent to a remote outpost to prepare for the invasion of the Tartars. He wastes his entire life there, waiting for an invasion that only comes when he is on his deathbed and unable to share in the glory.

We think TrueCasey could learn from this. His newfound gurus have been shouting similar slogans for a hundred years. They have been shouting about the invalidity of the currency since FDR, and arguing about it longer than that. They said similar things about JFK as they are now saying about Obama.

Someday, in some ways, they will probably be right. All monetary regimes eventually collapse, and the dollar will too. But anybody who is betting that they know when it will happen is seriously deluding themselves. It makes for nice idle discussion, and certainly is always the kind of thing that's worth bearing in mind, but if you live your life waiting for it, the odds are good that you'll end up like young Giovanni Drogo in The Tartar Steppe -- wasting your life waiting for an event that will most likely never come.

Or, as our dear friend Tony Dwyer of FTN Midwest Securities once famously noted "The sun is certain to go dark someday, but it makes for a pretty bad trade."

But TrueCasey cannot understand this. He has eschewed education, analayis and understanding in favor of quick answers and rationalization of the things he's already done, always easily available from videos and blogs on the internet.

Which is why he fails.

And that's the view from a temporary FalseCasey HQ away from home, where we have a fantastic view of the City and the bay.

Feel free to discuss

Casey doesn't want the hate

2008-10-20T22:43:00.005-06:00

TrueCasey doesn't want any hate anymore

About Casey Serin & Don’t Hate… Support and Appreciate! - 20Oct08

After a little break I wrote two new pages:

About Casey Serin

and

Don’t Hate… Support and Appreciate!

Comments enabled. Login not required but encouraged. Moderation is on.

Unless it’s “loving, supportive or constructive”, I don’t want to hear it!!

We’ll see how it goes.

An experiment.

Thank you.

We think the experiment will fail, of course, just like everything else the little twit has ever done. If you read through the comments you'll find him even more detached from reality than usual: he doesn't need to pay back his debt because it wasn't "real money;" He doesn't want deadlines, the book will be done when it's done, this despite his various "30-day challenges" and other self-imposed deadlines, not to mention the fact that he's running out of ~~cash~~ corporate credit; we need to get ready to live off the land, etc.

Anyway, he's still an idiot, and we aren't even going to bother posting over there, except maybe the occasional (certain to be moderated) mention of his sweetie Tanja.

Except that maybe posting is worth it. He's going to do at least some of the modding himself, meaning that even if the hate doesn't become public, at least he'll get to read it.

Whatever. Fuck him.

And that's the way it is at FalseCasey HQ, where we're caught a bit behind on the TrueCasey saga due to work stuff that's come up, and are now watching stupid criminals on TruTV. Someday we'll watch Casey on that show...

As always, open comments.

Open thread for comments

2008-10-18T22:35:00.005-06:00

Not a whole lot new today. TrueCasey has decided to take revenge on the haterz and shut off comments.

And hits to his page have declined by about 99%, according to sitemeter.

Not much new to say. We'll eventually listen to his talkcast and say something, but in the meantime free free to comment on his latest announcement which basically says that he is looking for a haterz-free environment and shutting off all comments.

And feel free to consider:

Current Day TrueCasey stats - http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s50truecasey&r=1
Previous Seven Days TC stats - http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s50truecasey&r=6

The E-Book, Reviewed

2008-10-16T13:09:00.008-06:00

TrueCasey has again moved the goalposts.

A week ago he was planning to write a book with the "mission of helping people." Now he's a community-builder for cash.

All this comes out in his magnum opus. We have received a copy and it is pure drivel, as we had expected. We will not violate his copyright, but will review this piece of garbage, in a manner consistent with fair use law.

He starts out the book telling us of "The Secret Plan, Exposed. The secret plan is simple: "I want to build a community. A place where you, me and people who need help can connect confidentially and privately and provide support for each other...

"So I'm talking about a membership site!"

He goes on to babble on about how brilliant the idea was, then spends about eight pages detailing his history and the history of him coming up with this brilliant idea and who his target market is and how he really wants to help people.

He eventually provides us a link to his "story" in the form of the public archive of all the old IAFF posts, which he apparently does not realize is quite easy to find already from links in Caseypedia. He spends four pages reproducing his first post.

Then there's a page and a half explaining that this "book" is really just a rough draft, thanking people for supporting his cause, making excuses for the fact that after several months of purported "work" all he has produced is a link to his old blog, and promising that anybody who bought the thing will get free upgrades in the future, if and when they are ever produced.

Of course, the whole thing is in a large font with wide margins and lots of white space, which is the only way he could stretch it to 19 pages. It's also full of typical Casey misspellings and poor grammar, as if anybody expected otherwise.

That's it. 19 pages including the cover and a page of disclaimers. It's not even really a book, it's just an advertising pamphlet including a link to his archive, which is available free to anybody who wants to search for it. Actual useful content for somebody who is in foreclosure? Zero pages. For $49.95.

We think TrueCasey really has gone crazy. Other than that, we will withhold comment at this time because frankly we're not even sure where to start.

And that's the picture from FalseCasey HQ, where the DOW has re-re-re-reversed itself and is now up 236.

TrueCasey's ebook is published

2008-10-16T10:09:00.004-06:00

Yawn.

We admit it has been interesting to watch TrueCasey's antics in recent weeks, as he flailed his way from Salt Lake City back to his home, then into a cheap motel room where -- god forbid! -- he does not have the maid service that he is accustomed to.

And he has now reportedly published a "draft" copy of his e-book, which he expects his supporters to pay almost $50 to own. He justifies this by saying that they will not just be purchasing an unfocused and unfinished book but also supporting his unfocused and unfinished "vision," whatever that may be.

Today he also says that his next step is to rid himself of haterz™ and he is wondering how to accomplish that.

We have a recommendation to him. It is the same recommendation we make when we are confronted with a CEO who blames all his company's problems on "the short sellers" and wonders how to get rid of them. We always tell them to stop wasting time bashing the shorts and instead focus on running the business. Running the business well, of course, will tend to push the stock price up and nothing makes the shorts cover faster than a company that is executing well and delivering positive price moves.

So our recommendation to TrueCasey is simple: Start executing. When you say, "I'm going to have an e-book out there by midnight," deliver an actual e-book. Not a half-assed "rough draft" that you put out there only to satisfy your own need to "check off" the item as done, delcare success and move on. The world does not accept half-assed efforts or "check mark" success. Deliver! If you deliver, the haterz™ will go away. Some of them may even turn to suporterz™.

If you continue to fail, people will continue to criticize.

The choice is yours.

And that's the view from FalseCasey Headquarters where the DOW has managed to pull off a reversal of more than 300 points right now.

Tanja?

2008-10-13T14:20:00.001-06:00

Last week we were indisposed and unavailable to comment, but we noticed something interesting.

An individual calling herself (or himself) "Tanja" posted twice on the TrueCasey blog.

The first post was made by "Casey's Special Friend" and read:

KC, I cant believe you are wasting your time with all this dermo when u need 2 be spending your time making $$$.

No more wonderful nights 4 u.

- Tanja

Our ex-Soviet associate informs us that "dermo" is a poor transliteration of the Russian word for "shit." Tanja, of course, is a Russian name.

The second post was later in the day and was rapidly deleted. However, one of our sources at CaseyHaterz™ has provided us with a screen shot that circulated amongst some haterz™ during the next day:

Again, the word "dermo" is used. This time the poster refers to herself as "Tanja KC's Sweet Shlyooha." The final word, we are told, being the Russian for "slut" or "whore."

We obviously have no idea if this person is really affiliated with TrueCasey. We certainly doubt that it is actually TrueCasey's "special friend." The use of the word "idito" (misspelling of "idiot," borrowed from TrueCasey and common amongst haterz™ these days), suggests a haterz™ affiliation. We do not know if "Tanja" is a real name or if this is a real photo. But the fact that the post was deleted so quickly suggests that somebody came close to the mark, if only by bringing up TrueCasey's relationships at all.

And that's the view from FalseCasey Headquarters where the market is having one of its best days ever and we are selling.

TrueCasey in Utah, and a Special Photo

2008-09-23T18:36:00.007-06:00

TrueCasey continues starving himself in Salt Lake City, courtesy of Nigel, WWTF and BTC. We continue to be skeptical of his motivations and liklihood of success, whatever that means to him.

Some photos of his antics have begun to leak out, largely courtesy of BTC and WWTF.

We find this one fairly hysterical:

Apparently the lady was encountered at the top of the Snowbird resort at 11,000', which seems to us like an odd place to be turning tricks. Of course, TrueCasey strikes us as an odd person to be soliciting.

However, the following picture does not appear to have been published anywhere else yet. We cannot reveal from where it came, but the list of possible contributors is obviously no more than four persons long. It purports to show the inside of BTC's ski locker at Snowbird. We find it interesting, to say the least.

And that's the view from FalseCasey Headquarters, where we are wondering why there are no skis in there.

TrueCasey in Utah???

2008-09-20T20:51:00.004-06:00

So it seems that our old adversary TrueCasey has escaped to Salt Lake City where he is bonding with Nigel, as well as our old friends WWTF and BTC.

We have corresponded with BTC, and are surprised to find that he is part of this hairbrained scheme to bring TrueCasey to Utah. While his posts suggest he was perhaps not an integral part of the decisionmaking, we nonetheless find it disturbing that anybody would have fronted the money for this. Let's face it, TrueCasey is a bum, moving from one motel room to the next, who just happened to have gotten a nice opportunity to spend some time in a motel room further away from his mother than normal. This is nothing different from his ancient Lake Tahoe escape and will yield no more results.

Most likely all we will see from this will be a number of trolls, dozens of troll pictures, and eventually the inevitable refrain from Nigel that TrueCasey turned out to be a bum, wasn't interested in learning a thing about rehabbing, and probably some revelation about TrueCasey's real diet.

And that's the view from FalseCasey HQ, where we are glad to find that TrueCasey is out of the state, but not all that crazy about the fact that he continues to be enabled.

Will TrueCasey Make it to HaterzCon West?

2008-09-18T19:16:00.006-06:00

A number of major developments have taken place. TrueCasey was invited by Nigel earlier today and apparently agreed to show up. BTC, Nigel and Mr. Funk will fund the flight, though BTC later posted that he wishes he had not agreed to this some time back. TrueCasey agreed and plans to be on a flight in the morning.

However, there have been later developments:

We have become aware that TrueCasey has just read Mr. Funk’s open letter to him, which was published in this space some time back. Feel free to check out the original text as preserved on our massive servers.
TrueCasey has informed Mr. Funk that he is no longer able to respect him.
As an aside, we wonder why he thinks anybody would care about receiving respect from TrueCasey?
Apparently TrueCasey asked that Mr. Funk be excluded during a phone call with Nigel. Nigel provided assurances that Mr. Funk will be on his best behavior. Casey also expressed concern that we at FalseCasey might be in attendance. As we are not a single individual, it would be quite difficult for an individual "FalseCasey" to be there.
Finally, TrueCasey is scheduled on an 11:35 flight. This would require TrueCasey to be at the airport no later than 10:35, and really would need to be there earlier to be sure of making it through security and all the other hassles. This would entail him leaving home by 10:00 and presumably being awake by 9:00. No such thing has occured recently.

We believe it is unlikely that TrueCasey makes it to his flight.

And that's the view from FalseCasey Headquarters, which appears to be in a third-world corrupt and cronyish country where the key to success is not hard work, but rather just being connected to the right corrupt officials.

A Tragedy in the GoldSpring World

2008-09-18T19:16:00.005-06:00

Thanks to WWTF!

Lots of Sound and Fury about Goldspring...

2008-09-17T13:27:00.006-06:00

Signifying nothing!

OK, we exaggerate. It signifies that GSPG is a typical pump-and-dump penny stock, in which our old friend TrueCasey takes on the role of bagholder for the insiders.

Today we have seen the biggest one-day gain in gold EVER.

And GSPG down over 20%.

Why? Because for all the talk about 43-101s, estimates, plans, drilling, etc., GSPG still has nothing that rises to the level of "proven reserves." Note that their shareholder presentation yesterday carefully uses the word "resources," and in fact gets more specific in noting that they are speaking only of "indicated resources."

Note that under Canadian 43-101 rules, the following classifications of resources and reserves are used. In increasing order of "certainty" they are

Inferred Mineral Resource
Indicated Mineral Resource
Measured Mineral Resource
Probable Mineral Reserve
Proven Mineral Reserve

We are going to give GSPG the benefit of the doubt and assume that their "43-101" report actually follows the Canadian rules for such documents. GSPG of course is not a Canadian company, and is not legally required to comply with that standard or to issue this report at all. As far as US law is concerned, they could shit on a piece of paper and call it a 43-101 if they wish to.

Per the above cited standard anything called a "resource" is not yet shown to be economically viable. Most operating mines consist primarily of Proven Reserves, often with some Probable Reserves around the edges and lots of "resources" in the property surrounding the economically-viable mine.

If you check out the GSPG presentation as filed with the SEC, they very clearly avoid the use of "reserve." This is not surprising because the US definition of what constitutues a "reserve" is even tighter than the Canadian one and they clearly can't meet it at this time, if ever.

Indicated resources, of course, are just above the lowest classification available. A project consisting entirely of "indicated resources" is still extremely speculative and may never yield any economic results. So, when they say they have over $400m of "indicated resources" the liklihood is that they will never get anywhere near that much value from that piece of their property.

And what is their plan going forward? It's vague. Normally with indicated resources, your next step would be to do a feasability study, during which some of those "indicated resources" would get upgraded to "measured resources" and eventually might be categorized as "reserves" if the proposed project meets criteria for economic and legal viabilitye. That doesn't seem to be top on their list though.

Instead, they use most of the rest of the presentation talking about potential other areas for exploitation and very little about finishing the exploration and feasibility study in this one. They suggest that actual mining could start next summer. We thought they said it would be this summer some time back? I suppose they got distracted. Just like TrueCasey.

This is typical of a pump-and-dump company. Always something new out there worth exploring, but never anything completed. And always some new suckers to buy stock so they can pay the interest on their debt at 24% to "friendly lenders."

It strikes us this company is just a corporate version of TrueCasey. Lots of sound and fury signifying nothing, but a lot of entertainment for the otherwise uninvolved.

And that is the view from FalseCasey HQ, where hope is still not a viable investment strategy.

Some insight into TrueCasey

2008-09-14T16:20:00.005-06:00

One of our number had a good friend over last night. She brought another family member as well. This friend is always well-behaved, well-spoken, well-reasoned and easy to deal with. She has built her own business and manages on her own without family or spousal support. She is always a pleasure when we all meet her at FalseCasey group gatherings.

Her family member was the exact opposite. She was one of those people who had all the reasons she couldn't eat the food that had been prepared. She insisted on closing the patio door when everybody else was enjoying the evening breeze, on moving stuff around, and in telling everybody why they were wrong and she was right, even when the evidence suggested otherwise.

When she was not given immediate gratification, she became even more belligerent and demanding. When it was all over, she watched TVand didn't offer to help clean up.

In short, she was much like TrueCasey, except for one thing:

Our friend's daughter is four, and will most certainly grow out of this phase. TrueCasey is 26.

And that's the situation here at FalseCasey Headquarters, where we are still cleaning up the devastation left behind by a rambunctious four year-old.

TrueCasey on Aussie TV

2008-09-06T22:18:00.005-06:00

Our friends the Aussies have always struck as as somewhat odd.

Their decision to interview TrueCasey for even a few minutes confirms our previous thoughts about them.

In any case, FalseCasey reviewed the rather silly video, and found it to our liking. Most likely TrueCasey is not feelign the same way. In just the first 20 seconds they managed to sling out the phrases:

world's most hated blogger
financial ruin
celebrity for all the wrong reasons
dodgy deals

Then they interviewed TrueCasey who managed to do his usual thing, claiming that everybody was doing it, it was a grey area, etc. Finally he summed up his experience, saying "we can easily rationalize our decisions."

Just as FalseCasey can rationalize the decison to believe that TrueCasey is a nitwit.

And that's the view from FalseCasey Headquarters, where we anxiously await the last episode of Ice Road Truckers tomorrow.

HaterzCon™ West Fall 2008

2008-09-06T01:20:00.003-06:00

We are proud to announce that HaterzCon™ West for Fall 2008 has been scheduled. It will take place in Salt Lake City, a place famous for award-winning bloggers, on Friday, September 19th starting at around 7pm.

Confirmed attendees currently include BelowTheCrowd, WWTF and Nigel. A campaign has been started on CH.c to try to collect funding for a TrueCasey visit. BTC has announced that they are only seeking funds to pay for a flight. TrueCasey will be expected to find his own overnight accomodations or to sleep in somebody's trunk

We have been silent for the past few days because there has been little to say. TrueCasey continues to "work" online, showing his typical flea-style focus. He has also banned all comments to his blog - a move that has cost him most of his audience. There is little to comment on. This lull will most likely soon pass.

And that's the view from FalseCasey Headquarters, where we are not shocked, but incredibly pissed off that more of our tax dollars will be spent to bail out the scum at Phony and Fraudy.

An Open Letter from WWTF to Casey Serin

2008-08-29T16:00:00.005-06:00

Our old friend WeWantTheFunk has published this open letter to TrueCasey.

It is not for the sensitive or faint of heart.

It is not for anybody under 18.

We pass it along as a public service. And yes, we're wondering about him too...

Dear Mr Serin:

What with the collapse/incarceration/etc of the majority of the Truly Funny Old Guard, it seems that nobody of any import has truly stepped in to provide a thorough analysis of this phenomenon that is the Short Bus Entrepreneurial Pump-n-Dump Glee Club. Thus, I am briefly setting aside my catalogue of pornographic links to address the situation as it stands.

As concerns Casey Serin, the proprietor of truecasey.com, I have a simple and modest proposal, that will be revealed in the course of this discussion, and the remainder of this missive is directed towards him and him alone.

Mr. Serin, what you fail to understand is that we here at CHC do not in any way, shape, or form care about what you think about QUick & Effortless Easy Riches (QUEER), passive income, OPM, GSPG, or any of the rest of it. This site is primarily for the discussion of forced male sodomy, and not a single one of your posts on any blog or message board has touched on that subject in the least. Clearly, given your dawning new sexuality, this is a topic we need to discuss. What follows is my proposal to you where we can come to an equitable compromise.

You are still a young man in his mid-20s with the physique of a teenager in high school. This is excellent, as it provides us with a base sodomy demographic for you. I would venture to guess that you have been unwillingly sodomized somewhere between 7-9 times in your life so far. Your religious preferences are a great help here, as if you had attended an all-Catholic boy's school, your browneye would be so stretched as to be useless to me. It also helps that you're not one of those blubbery watersacks who managed to have his mother write him a note to weasel him out of the physical education requirement so that you can spend more time in the library reading Rich Dad Poor Dad and tee-heeing to yourself in wet expectation. 7-9 times, however, is perfect for my needs, as my Scandinavian sausage is well-equipped to handle that.

I'd like to take a moment to talk about my cock, if I may, to familiarize you with the events that are about to take place. It resembles nothing in shape so much as a fire extinguisher; a red cylinder with a circumference about equal to a petri dish and as long as a regulation yardstick, networked with throbbing veins big enough to drive a Matchbox car through, and topped by a nearly luminescent magnificent red head, as big as a mid-size cantaloupe and covered in skin the consistency of #4 grain sandpaper. I could fit your little sister's arm in my urethra.

So I'll come over to your house, introduce myself to your Mom and talk a little bit about what I'm going to do to your anus, lay down some tarps on the floor, and commence what will no doubt be the crowning achievement of your life, even better than wrapping the Highland property. I will sodomize you like God was riding on my shoulder whispering instructions into my ear, Casey, and this is how it'll be done.

When i was dating a girl who rather enjoyed being fisted, the first thing I learned was how to 'make the ducky,' or shape your hand into a position that could slip into the vagina with the least resistance. Then, when entrance had been achieved, the position of the hand was changed to a fist to offer more stimulus. Unfortunately, my young ass-toy, my cock cannot make the ducky. It's just going to have to use brute pelvic force to stretch your brown-walled turd canal to it's utmost. You may wish to practice in the intervening hours with King Cobra malt beverage bottles, just to reduce the intense, searing pain a notch or two.

There will be pain, however, and I am not cruel. I will provide you with a damp rag to clutch between your teeth, muffling the grunts and lamentations from your mouth.

One would think that my pleasure would be reduced from this measure, but I must confess that I find the sounds of your rupturing colon and the gases escaping sufficiently erotic to continue my explorations. Once my cock has reached its limit, buried deep inside you like Grant in Grant's Tomb, the true sex will begin. You and I will bond like few men can, and I may finally come to know your affection for fraud, which I have never indulged in and never will, and you will begin to know the blinding joy of forced male sodomy.

And, as few people know (well, actually, lawnmower man knows, as my pimp, and Tracy of course, and soemdood from that time in the bunker when we both thought we were going to die, and Nigel and btc of course know after the events surrounding the first time we got together last year, and of course TheDude, and serinitis, Orson Buggy, allthingsgood, and Dumbfounded know as valued johns, and as Benoit™ knows because he's from the future and I fucked him), my penis is covered in a number of barbs, much like a dog's, and during coitus, these prevent my unit from slipping out of the blood-lubricated hole and disrupting my tearing rhythm. Upon orgasm, as pints of spooge rocket out of my pee-hole, burning through whatever they encounter like that burny stuff in the Alien movies, the barbs withdraw and my flaccid member can resume its rightful place in my pants.

Unfortunately, Casey, once I had worked my monster cock all the way up your digestive system, your effeminate, almost hairless disgustingness would make it impossible for me to ever have an orgasm again, and my penis would be stuck running parallel to your spinal column for the forseeable future. Of course, I'd cut your arms and legs off to lighten the load a bit, and have Nigel bring over the Makita power sander so I wouldn't have to look at your foolish face with the first little wisps of a moustache growing (and I've heard hair grows after you die, so I bet that thing'll look REALLY BITCHIN once you're super dessicated) and I'd just have to wait for you to rot yourself off of my dick, as I'll be damned if we're gonna do any cutting in there. Needless to say, this does not appeal to me.

Sadly, however, I see no other options. Best tell your mom I'm on my way. I'd like peanut butter sandwiches and a tall, cool glass of milk to be waiting for me. It's gonna be a long day.

-WeWantTheFunk

Friday's Update

2008-08-29T13:36:00.003-06:00

Catching up:

The troubles over at CH.c yesterday have turned out to be a troll, and apparently a good one. Buzzsaw and CHJTS are acting like they weren't fooled, it doesn't matter and it just shows how silly the Haterz are. FalseCasey agrees that it doesn't matter, because none of this does, but it has turned out to be quite funny.
Akubi seems offended at not being allowed in on the joke. Chill girl.
Our friend and ally Dolph has announced that the troll will be his last involvement in this saga for a while. We are sad to hear this, but understand that reality must take precedence over this silliness.

Now on to the news of the day:

TrueCasey posted this morning, stating that he can now be watched live from 10-5 on his stream. This has predictably turned into a bit of a troll-fest which he is ignoring. Primarily the viewers are able to view TrueCasey googling information and summarizing or in some cases cut-and-pasting it directly in to his e-book. In response to a comment, he counters that this is "original information." Yes, originally available on Google.

We continue to be unsure of what value he believes he is adding here, but we are reminded that he has little to no concept of value, as evidenced by his vdubs purchase, to mention all of his house purchases.

To add to the pathetic image, he is sitting in a t-shirt with the word "sponsor" written on it in big block letters. I suppose he thinks somebody will pay to have their logo on his chest. We at FalseCasey would more likely pay him to take our logo off his chest and never affiliate himself with us than use him as an advertising mechanism.

And that's the view from FalseCasey Headquarters, where we are still somewhat amazed by the rather historic events of the past 24 hours.

We seem to have lost access...

2008-08-28T18:10:00.002-06:00

Yes, the banning at CH.c has continued, and it appears that our access may have been a victim.

Today's Post: TrueCasey is a Professional Blogger

2008-08-28T16:38:00.001-06:00

Oh please give us a break!

FalseCasey can scarcely believe the garbage that spews from TrueCasey's mouth.

Blogging is a job? In what universe?

One of our circle knows a lot of successful and well-read bloggers. We know of none who make enough off blogging to generate much of a living. Granted, TrueCasey has an odd idea of what "a good living" is, but even so...

We note as we review their sites, that almost all of those successful bloggers use the blog primarily as a mechanism for driving attention to a real business that generates the big bucks. That real business usually takes 8-10 hours per day of real work. The blogging is just advertising.

So what's TrueCasey going to advertise? Where will the real money come from?

We have no idea.

But we do know that there won't be enough money from his blog alone to pay for him to move out of his parents' house, pay for his own car and insurance, get health insurance and buy food to meet his bizarre dietary requirements, let alone to make a dent in his huge debt.

His blog will never be more than a hobby. We are older than he, but will most likely not live long enough for him to realize that.

And that's the view from FalseCasey Headquarters, where we are somewhat captivated by history being made in Denver.

CH.c problems?

2008-08-28T13:28:00.001-06:00

We remain priveleged to have access to the rantings of wannabe "innner circle jerkers" over on CH.c, but post there only with caution. Now it appears our access may soon be limited by the latest purges. Whenever TrueCasey reappears, another bitchfight breaks out in that supposed "community," with Tracy playing the role of the biggest and nastiest bitch. Apparently Dolph has already been banned in the latest fracas, the result of a dispute over speculation as to the cause of TrueCasey's disappearance.

Those who sided with Dolph, including BelowTheCrowd and LMM could possibly be next. If prior purges are anything to go by, our own access might be eliminated by those who claim that we "don't contribute enough."

And that's the view from FalseCasey Headquarters, where TrueCasey is still noticably absent online.

Casey Looking for New Internetz

2008-08-28T10:34:00.002-06:00

From TrueCasey's twitter this morning:

Some difficulties this morning... Should be able to get going within an hour or two

FalseCasey's Translation: My internet access at home has been cut off, so I have to find someplace with a free hotspot to blog from.

We may update our opinion on this matter, but for now, that's the picture from TrueCasey Headquarters, where we note a hurricane heading towards New Orleans, and GSPG not doing much.

CaseySphere Quote of the Day

2008-08-27T19:50:00.001-06:00

Casey's just another word

for nothing left to lose.

- !?! on CH.c

TrueCasey MIA

2008-08-27T14:01:00.001-06:00

There has been some discussion of the fact that TrueCasey disappeared after the koicast last night, never to reappear.

Some have speculated that his disappearance to a friends' house to watch Star Wars ended in a night of meth and gay sex.

While not discounting this possibility, we suspect the answer is simpler. He returned home to find that mama Serin discarded his laptop, disconnected his internet, and told him "not again under my roof."

Which, if true, would be the first time mama has shown any backbone in dealing with her boi-wonder.

And that's the view from FalseCasey Headquarters, where we sadly note that GSPG staged a late-day low-volume reversal and closed pretty much even.

Feel Free to Comment Here

2008-08-27T13:16:00.001-06:00

It has come to our attention that the bulk of Haterz™ over on CH.C have decided to boycott all the moron TrueCasey-owned or supported sites. We think this is a good move.

FalseCasey will post quick summaries and replies to all posts on the TrueCasey-owned properties. To avoid giving TrueCasey any direct traffic, we will obtain those posts using the FalseCasey RSS reader. All Haterz™ are welcome to post and discuss here.

A note about our policies: This place is a dictatorship and not a benevolent one. We don't like trolls, racism, sexism, and lots of other isms. We don't like assholes in general. We will feel free to delete your posts or ban your account for no reason other than that you fucking piss us off. We will offer no explanation. If you're not smart enough to understand where you might be crossing the line, don't post here. CHJTS, that means you and your butt-buddies Monica and Star. Feel free to post and we will be free to cut you off, just like CHJTS did to everybody on all his shark-casts.

And that's the view from FalseCasey Headquarters where the market is up and GSPG is down.

Casey in a Nutshell

2008-08-27T00:32:00.001-06:00

Our acquaintence BelowTheCrowd penned this brilliant observation over at the private CaseyHaterz board, where we are priveleged to have access. We are blown away with the succinctness with which he has said what we tried to get at in our previous comment here.

As Edward Everett wrote to Abraham Lincoln the day after they both spoke at the dedication of the Gettysburg National Cemetery: "I should be glad, if I could flatter myself that I came as near to the central idea of the occasion, in two hours, as you did in two minutes."

He has no plans.

He learns nothing.

He has nothing to offer.

He couldn't tell us anything that was wrong with his "education."

He couldn't tell us one thing that he could have done differently to improve the outcome.

He couldn't tell us one thing that haterz recommended that might of resulted in a different outcome.

And he still claims that he'll have something useful to sell to people in financial distress?

He doesn't know why he failed, can't explain what to do differently next time, and expects to be lauded as a genius.

-BelowTheCrowd on CaseyHaterz

And we can only agree with WeWantTheFunk, who noted that

That is all anyone needs to know about Casey, right there.The problem is that the person that needs to know it most wouldn't understand what any of it means.

And that's the view from FalseCasey Headquarters, where things are pretty quiet and Law and Order is on.

A word about links

2008-08-26T23:08:00.001-06:00

We will always link to TrueCasey's websites from words like idiot and moron.

We believe that will provide him with the kind of SEO he really deserves.

We will not otherwise mention his actual blog name.

Deal.

Today's Post: Casey.TV Acquired!!

2008-08-26T22:33:00.001-06:00

TrueCasey trumpets this on his blog as if acquiring an available domain name was somehow a triumph of great significance. No doubt he considered it a major accomplishement and as a result of his 100% success in that trivial pursuit, he allowed himself to goof off all day with his webcam.

We view this rather differently.

Several haterz™ confirmed that the going price for that domain name yesterday was $500. What this means is that idiot TrueCasey, who has no verifiable source of income other than his lucky penny stock, just blew more than a month's rent because CaseySerin.TV was not good enough for him.

TrueCasey has acquired and discarded numerous domain names recently. These include:

ablebuyer.com
escapemyhome.com
escapemyhouse.com
escapemyloan.com
escapemyloans.com
escapeyourhouse.com
foreclosureactionplan.com
homeshort.com
houseshort.com
kctheblogger.com
millionairbychristmas.com
millionairebychristmas.com
serin.us
billionairerace.com
casey.tv

He seems to have convinced himself that lots of domain names pointing to him is a good thing. This belief is mostly shared by a variety of spammers and sploggers who hope to catch anybody who mistypes a url.

He also seems to believe that the more he tweaks and perfects the names, the more traffic he'll get. In fact he seems to be obsessed with the domain names, the comments on his blog sidebar and all sorts of other minutia.

We happen to be typing this in the bathtub this evening, and looking around, we see numerous imperfect names that certainly could be improved upon by a qualified marketing individual. After all, is the Dove we soaped our privates with a moment ago really a great brand name for a cleaning product? Doves and pigeons are fucking filthy creatures! What idiot thought of that name? How about the white roll of cellulose fiber just a few feet away from our heads? Charmin? What a dumb name. Somebody could have perfected it. And don't get us started on Q-tips as the name for something to wipe your ears with. or Aveeno as something to put on your skin to avoid sunburn and skin cancer.

Yet the marketing professionals at P&G, Unilever and J&J, each of whom knows more about branding that a million ~~monkeys~~ TrueCaseys in a million lifetimes will ever learn, somehow leave these names and their associated logos alone. And if you look them up on the web, you'll usually find one, and only one link to them.

Even out computer, whose marketers are possibly more web-saavy than those at the afformentioned companies seem to opt for a single point of web presence. To find out about our operating systems you can either go to Microsoft.com or Windows.com. That's it. And the laptop itself can be found at Dell.com. Information about the processor is at Intel.com. That's the way they want it. They've built value around their brands, so they don't want to pollute them by switching things about, pointing all sorts of other domain names to them, or any of the other crap that TrueCasey excuses as "SEO," which in his alternate universe always seems to equate to "spamming."

Marketers develop brands, and then they run with them, push them, promote them, to the point where it doesn't matter that the name or phrase isn't perfect. Nobody thinks about it because "Dove" eventually does come to mean soap, "Q-tip" does mean the thing that you wipe your ear with, and Windows (now there's a really dumb name, when you think about it) does mean a crappy operating system that unfortunately you can't do without unless you're a linux-geek like Tavington, which we suspect is just a marketing name for somebody else too.

Getting that brand recognition requires work, persistence and perseverence. If you've got that, then slight variations to the name don't matter so much. But it can be so much easier and more fun to just keep changing names, changing directions, and calling it "SEO."

And that's the view from FalseCasey Headquarters, where our private parts are well soaped, but our brain still requires a bit of mind-bleach after watching TrueCasey live last night.

So, What Does TrueCasey Have to Offer?

2008-08-26T22:11:00.001-06:00

We here at FalseCasey ~~spent~~ wasted about an hour and a half listening to that idiot drone on for half the evening on Nigel's talkcast. And we noted on glaring discrepancy:

Casey says that he's going to write an e-book to help people in foreclosure, because he's been there and apparently believes he has valuable lessons for them. He tells us that the lessons are so valuable that people will actually pay to read them.
He also tells us that he really doesn't know if or how things might have worked out differently if he had taken some of the haterz™ advice way back when.
He then tells us that he also doesn't really know and doesn't care to talk about whether or not the advice he got from his guruz was any good. He says some of them entered into "grey areas" and some others were good. He doesn't care to tell us which is which.
Finally, he tells us that he's not going to worry about the past, he's going to look to the future, itsallgood ™.

So we wonder which it is?

Does Casey have some truly important lessons that somebody should want to pay for? If so, how come he can't name one thing he should have done differently or even speculate about how things might have turned out if he had actually done some of them. And how come he can't tell us which of the advice he received was wrong?

Or is Casey just going to pull together a bunch of public-domain information from the web, stick his name on it and hope it sells as a result of his own presumed notoriety?

We think the latter, and of course we think he'll fail. The only people who care about him anymore are all haterz and trolls. His inbound links from years gone by are going to be worthless. And since he's never saved a single house from foreclosure, he's not going to have much credibility.

And that's the view from FalseCasey Headquarters, which we own debt-free.

FalseCasey

Welcome to False Casey!

2008-08-26T20:49:00.001-06:00

Are you unaware of the latest antics of our favorite murseboi, Casey Serin?

Do you sometimes doubt that TrueCasey isn't always all that truthful?

Come here for an alternate look at TrueCasey.

This blog will be updated sporadically.